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A Christmas tale   The 3 wise men, Baw, Lab and Tomo decided to walk the west highland way 4 days before Christmas. Baw had his mates 3/4 collie cross, Lab had his over weight lab and Tomo never bro

........after the horrors of the previous night the intrepid travellers reassembled and gathered around the warm and welcoming fire that Baw had made . Tomo was still a little shook up and he sat sile

Lab hadn't run far, as he was a bit bow legged, and a small fence barred his escape, so he tried to hide behind a single thistle. Tomo on looking around could see a quivering ginger mess of hair by

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..........meanwhile, Skycat was mega pissed off that her Saluki had been devoured, and swore revenge on the culprit, but she couldn't really blame the dog as it was only a dog, and dogs do eat things, so she turned her dastardly plans towards its owner instead. Realising that she was heavily out numbered, not only in terms of male versus female, but from the point of view that there were no Saluki fans in the camp, she had to come up with a plan, and she quietly slipped out of the camp and headed for a small wood not half a mile away.

 

The others saw her leave though, but being the gentlemen they truly were, they left her alone thinking that she was communing with nature, which she was, but not in the manner they imagined. Skycat reached the wood unmolested (dag nab it, shucks etc: one can always hope!) whereupon she started to conjure a demon from the cold air of the mountain. The demon appeared in the form of a giant Saluki lurcher, but it had wall eyes, which told of its Collie blood lurking deep in its ancestry. As the beast became solid in form, it gnashed its mighty jaws, and foam flew from its nostrils as its eyes rolled wildly at hearing that one of its blood had been murdered by a Lab, of all things, and it bounded from the wood and galloped down the hill, scattering Whin and Tomo and Ideation who was trying to straddle Mary in the vague hope that they could create a better Jesus than the one that had already divided the world for so many centuries: peace and love, man: get it on!

 

Lab and Gnasher were deep in communion in the tent .....no, not that sort of communion you idiots, the other kind! Realising that life was very short, and some things even shorter, they were attempting to fix one of the ram's horns on to Gnasher's tackle, as Lab had said he'd always fancied those African men who wore curved sticks on their dicks: he'd gone exploring up the Amazon many years ago and had been fortunate enough to meet a very gay, curvy stick man who had converted him to the joys of curvy sticks.

 

Then all hell broke loose as the gigantic dog demon blew down the hill and with one mighty bite shredded the tent, revealing the two men in all their naked glory. Ram's horn and super glue went flying, Gnash went flying, and Lab cowered on the ground behind his dog who had been watching the whole sordid goings on from behind yet another haggis it was attempting to ingest.

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...........before they went any further , Stan , who was the elected leader , decided that if RFYL put in an appearance he would be told to get his shit talking , bird spotting , scouse hating despicable face to fuk out of it ......

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