Paid 935 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Malt was wereing a strange velcro suit with an open fly, no one was too sure why. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 lab was delighted he had 2 new victims err friends. Excellent he said, the more the merrier. It gets better said Malt, we just stopped here waiting on skycat and Paid catching up. We are here looking for a saluki roaming free on the hills.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 "A lost Saluki you say" said lab, looking a bit sheepish (which made Malt take notice) "We haven't seen one" Lab said, but just as he said that, a loud burp came from his tent where his lab lay, and a small cloud of fluffy fur, and a bone flew out the tent flap. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 god help us when lab gets home the night lol. Bet he is looking at his phone the now cursing lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Baw, with the air of someone scared of being eaten alive, carefully craned his neck round the flap to Labs tent to see what was going on. "Ah shite!" he exclaimed loudly. "Lab, that bastart dog's of yours has gan an done it again, get here an sort it oot! That's five roe, twa coos, aboot a half dozen sheep, aw o oor supplies, a wee kiddie an his maw, an the pram an changing bag, noo a saluki that its ate since we've been here!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 tomo brushed lab out the way, his new feminine side coming out. Ill clean this guys, lab, baw, paid, skycat, gnash, malt and Stan, you can start gathering up what we have left. Stan, where the f**k is Stan? Ohhh says malt, Stan has an eating disorder, he once fell head first in a cow shit with mark brick and now has a getting for it. He is over there licking that cows tail. Mark brick, did someone mention mark brick asked tomo. That f*****g dog of yours lab better not have eat my signed photo of him or I'm gutting the c**t, anti or no..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 As they gathered there belongings and tomo happy his signed photo was safely in his thong, a sudden downpour fell from the blacken skies.... All eyes focused on skycats white skin tight T shirt all eyes except labs.... His were focused on Stan's raised bum as he collected cow pats to take with him. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) Labs lab, thinking sky cat had hidden a couple of peanuts in her shirt, jumped (no mean feat for one so heavily endowed) up at her, mouth agape. But being the astute dog trainer that she is, she deftly avoided its leap, and shouted "sit!" she even remembered the hand signal. Which it promptly did, then burped again, a haggis flew out this time, and run for the hills, leaving a trail of dog saliva in its wake. Lab was amazed, he had never managed to train the dog to sit. Edited December 21, 2012 by Paid 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Unfortunately the lab sat upon the 3 man tent, rending it useless. Baw being the gentleman he is, gave skycat his coat. They all decided that they'd all go to fortwilliam and search for the missing saluki on the way. They also would look for baws mates 3/4 collie as it was never seen since the first post 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Tomo liked this idea, as he had had no where to plug in his hair straighteners since this sorry tail began. They all headed off, with the topless Baw leading the way, closely followed by Lab. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
asanley 1,009 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 ...........as nightfall fell . they huddled together , fearful in the gloaming , Stan being a square jawed adonis assumed the mantle of alpha male every one agreed that the best chance of seeing the chosen one in his cottage at the edge of the world was if he led the way . The ragtag bunch continued on thier way , Lab was riding his lab , tomo was clutching his beloved signed photo , Malt swapped phone numbers with two very attractive sheep , Gnasher made a bandana out of his westham scarf and pretende he was Eric Bristow in the jungle , and Baw was in heaven , he was finally getting to see the messiah , the god of all collie crosses ,his reason for living......... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ferretgirl79 200 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Just when they thought all hope was lost they heard a faint "putt putt putt" in the distance, out of the gloom came the welcoming sight of a VW camper. On arriving a bearded figure who bore a shocking resemblance to Shaggy got out of the camper.........it was rake aboot and he was looking for the much sought after super poacher..........The Mighty Whin !!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Nightfall Stan, it's the f*****g morning, where are they, The artic lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Pmsl ferret girl, I thought you were gonna say rfyl lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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