henarchchar 64 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 only went on the one turned up a bit worse for wear (me not her ) she still looked a bit like a bear but i thought well i,m here now ,may as well try at least no taxi home to pay for any way kept getting her name wrong knocked a drink over her fur coat thingy then she said she was off to the bog .......... she never came back just a one word text "tosser" but i had the last laugh she left 20 bensons on the table and half a bacardi breezer 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 only went on the one turned up a bit worse for wear (me not her ) she still looked a bit like a bear but i thought well i,m here now ,may as well try at least no taxi home to pay for any way kept getting her name wrong knocked a drink over her fur coat thingy then she said she was off to the bog .......... she never came back just a one word text "tosser" but i had the last laugh she left 20 bensons on the table and half a bacardi breezer FPMSL..........that you thought that was a result... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
henarchchar 64 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 (edited) best of a bad job an all that (dont even smoke) was the best outcome really would of been like wrestling chewbacca . Edited December 18, 2012 by henarchchar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spade 224 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 I used to work with a bloke who was always on about this bird he'd met on facebook and how good she was etc, then she ended up working at our place and it turned out she was an Arthur Mullard look alike :bad: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted December 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 I used to work with a bloke who was always on about this bird he'd met on facebook and how good she was etc, then she ended up working at our place and it turned out she was an Arthur Mullard look alike :bad: Don't mention Facebook birds to tb25.......... It's a sore point!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,274 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 best of a bad job an all that (dont even smoke) was the best outcome really would of been like wrestling chewbacca . Chewbacca, thanks you just reminded me of something that has taken a long long time to forget.......... too me ages to blag her aswell. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 I used to work with a bloke who was always on about this bird he'd met on facebook and how good she was etc, then she ended up working at our place and it turned out she was an Arthur Mullard look alike :bad: Arthur Mullard pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spade 224 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 I used to work with a bloke who was always on about this bird he'd met on facebook and how good she was etc, then she ended up working at our place and it turned out she was an Arthur Mullard look alike :bad: Arthur Mullard pmsl She (it!) started on a trainee programme with several others and we were hoping to get one of the lookers on our section but the gods were against us. It came with a fully paid up membership of the hallitosis club and was also a ginge (sorry lab). 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 I used to work with a bloke who was always on about this bird he'd met on facebook and how good she was etc, then she ended up working at our place and it turned out she was an Arthur Mullard look alike :bad: Arthur Mullard pmsl She (it!) started on a trainee programme with several others and we were hoping to get one of the lookers on our section but the gods were against us. It came with a fully paid up membership of the hallitosis club and was also a ginge (sorry lab). FFS i'm not ginger............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted December 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 I used to work with a bloke who was always on about this bird he'd met on facebook and how good she was etc, then she ended up working at our place and it turned out she was an Arthur Mullard look alike :bad: Arthur Mullard pmsl She (it!) started on a trainee programme with several others and we were hoping to get one of the lookers on our section but the gods were against us. It came with a fully paid up membership of the hallitosis club and was also a ginge (sorry lab). FFS i'm not ginger............ What evs fantapants....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 I used to work with a bloke who was always on about this bird he'd met on facebook and how good she was etc, then she ended up working at our place and it turned out she was an Arthur Mullard look alike :bad: Arthur Mullard pmsl She (it!) started on a trainee programme with several others and we were hoping to get one of the lookers on our section but the gods were against us. It came with a fully paid up membership of the hallitosis club and was also a ginge (sorry lab). FFS i'm not ginger............ What evs fantapants....... Shut up heavy hole.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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