RubyTex 1,957 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 (edited) Double post... Edited December 17, 2012 by RubyTex Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,512 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 :laugh: probably grateful for some Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 One that stands out for me was from back in the old days when i had my nissan micra...went on a first date blind date thing with a lass, when i got there she was a lot more...gingery...than her pictures had suggested. No offense to Mr Lab-spastic but gingers just don't do it for me, especially the proper pasty freckly ones with a bit of timber...anyway i sat through a film with her and she was suggesting we go for a drink afterwards...."aye no bother"...when the film finished she went to the toilet, i hung about for about 10 seconds....then fcuking did one ran out the cinema to the car, foot to the floor and away felt like i was part of the A-Team for a split second got a text off her "where are you?" then 15 mins later the cinema lad had obviously seen her looking/waiting for me and ratted on me the b*****d :laugh: so i got another angry text....yes i felt like a right cnut but hey you're only young once Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Here's a good one ............. a recent one. This is what I saw at first Then after about 4 or 5 weeks, I took her away for the weekend to a soul night ................ Came back and was looking through the pics I took and saw this!!!!!!! The very same woman from the top pics. She got her cards the very same day Edited to add, yes I know 2 of the pics are off Adultwork, she was good at phone wanks so I suggested she did it and got paid for it. I had the same pics and more on my pc but when I saw the last pic, I deleted them all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Fcuk a duck Strong Stuff is that Jabba the Hut in the last picture?? Surely they're not pictures of the same bird lovely bunch of coconuts on her an all mate! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 i dont get it??? the key is to find a mans weakness,,use that ,you find a mans soft spot ,you will make him a killer. or a suicide. its not violence whats kills a man ................... sychological war fare is the key.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Fcuk a duck Strong Stuff is that Jabba the Hut in the last picture?? Surely they're not pictures of the same bird lovely bunch of coconuts on her an all mate! lol Exactly mate, honestly the very same girl. I near spewed when I saw the last pic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Fcuk a duck Strong Stuff is that Jabba the Hut in the last picture?? Surely they're not pictures of the same bird lovely bunch of coconuts on her an all mate! lol Exactly mate, honestly the very same girl. I near spewed when I saw the last pic. Mental. At least you had your fun and got out while you still had the chance! My most recent ex has a Facebook profile picture of her looking half decent...then in her 'tagged' photos she looks like she's been inflated i'd post pictures but i'd rather not look at her fat f*****g face, not that i'm bitter or out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 I like them on the big side, they can take a bit of a dragging around then, I wasn't kidding myself she was slim That photo is soooooooooooooo ugly! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 So strong stuff sorry but gotta ask you like the school teacher type judging by first picture but tell me was it you that took the morning after piccy too :yes: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 So strong stuff sorry but gotta ask you like the school teacher type judging by first picture but tell me was it you that took the morning after piccy too :yes: :laugh: Oh yes! Photos now deleted, felt a bit mean ......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 So strong stuff sorry but gotta ask you like the school teacher type judging by first picture but tell me was it you that took the morning after piccy too :yes: :laugh: Oh yes! Photos now deleted, felt a bit mean ......... oohh but you had one last wee look before binning it off course 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted December 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 One that stands out for me was from back in the old days when i had my nissan micra...went on a first date blind date thing with a lass, when i got there she was a lot more...gingery...than her pictures had suggested. No offense to Mr Lab-spastic but gingers just don't do it for me, especially the proper pasty freckly ones with a bit of timber...anyway i sat through a film with her and she was suggesting we go for a drink afterwards...."aye no bother"...when the film finished she went to the toilet, i hung about for about 10 seconds....then fcuking did one ran out the cinema to the car, foot to the floor and away felt like i was part of the A-Team for a split second got a text off her "where are you?" then 15 mins later the cinema lad had obviously seen her looking/waiting for me and ratted on me the b*****d :laugh: so i got another angry text....yes i felt like a right cnut but hey you're only young once Similar-ish story, met this bird up town one night, though she was tidy, got her number and after a bit texting got a date to go to the pictures. It was around the time that film "The Ring" was out (I had saw it on a copy) and that's what we went to see, so after 20 minutes or so I had sussed that I wasn't getting my Nat King and in those days I was working on my membership to the golden club so it was all about getting my tally up, so being a cruel cnut I said I was going to toilet and left, met my mates in a club and ended up going home with a munter. I'm glad I did what I did as two weeks later the crazy bitch from the cinema was trying to cave my skull in with her high heel, seemingly I had embarrassed her?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Oh to be young again, RM2508 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,563 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Ha ha very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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