Christmas gripes......

[albert64 1,882]

Was in the centre the other week, the missus said "I'm away into primark" i peered in and it was rammed so I replied "well I'll just wait here then" and took a seat, as I looked left and then right the whole 4 benches were lined with men of all ages who like me had thought "f**k that"

All looking bored to tears and pissed off, right?

it begs the question, why oh why oh why do they insist on taking us with them?? I really don't get that at all! My mrs asks me to go shopping with her and then when I'm propping something up bored to tears while she tries on 17 outfits (and then puts them all back!!) she moans at me for "deliberately looking bored" ....erm, trust me...it ain't an act! And I'm sure these sodding shops deliberately design these buildings so you can't get the internet on your phone anywhere within 50 yards of a changing room These shops are missing a trick, if they have a gadget shop style section near their changing rooms they'd make a fortune!

 

you not kidding mate yesterday i was in selfridges and it was packed with flat dick

then i went upstairs and there were all the husbands and boyfriends

in the gadget section all trying to fly them little helicopters

and race then midget remote controlled cars

you could see some of them getting really competitive

and all thinking i hope i get one of these for xmas

 

women just dont get it about us not liking shopping

last year after asking and asking what she wanted for xmas she said "surprise me"

well the look on her face when she got a mountain bike was feckin priceless

i was dying to laugh but held my nerve, so i asked her the other day "what do you want for xmas"

she said "i dont know" so i said "should i surprise you"

i got a look as if to say "you f****n dare"

a mountain bike???!!! you are a legend!!!

 

it did'nt have the same effect as when i bought the kids new bikes..........haahaaa

maybe she was hoping for a BMX?

 

might get her some foot pegs this year.....

[haymin 2,465]

Are any of you lads makin Xmas dinner this year I'm cookin for 10 again every thing went great last year except I forgot to cook the sprouts lol

[albert64 1,882]

Are any of you lads makin Xmas dinner this year I'm cookin for 10 again every thing went great last year except I forgot to cook the sprouts lol

 

yes mate do it every year

only way you get a decent meal in our house is if i cook

[haymin 2,465]

Are any of you lads makin Xmas dinner this year I'm cookin for 10 again every thing went great last year except I forgot to cook the sprouts lol

 

yes mate do it every year

only way you get a decent meal in our house is if i cook

i couldn't say that my self )but I do like makin the dinner lad hope us have a good one )

[haymin 2,465]

Are any of you lads makin Xmas dinner this year I'm cookin for 10 again every thing went great last year except I forgot to cook the sprouts lol

 

yes mate do it every year

only way you get a decent meal in our house is if i cook

i couldn't say that my self )but I do like makin the dinner lad hope use have a good one )

[baw 4,360]

Any chance we could see a photo of this caterpillar: I've tried to find it on the net, yes, I know, I'm really sad :laugh: but can't find it anywhere: is it for real, or are you on a wind up?

 

whit u like wumin. Can picture you the now searching for caterpillars look on smythstoys and you'll see the cretin, all 215 cm of it lol. They never had any left, so got a 185 cm pink snake instead

[baw 4,360]

Any chance we could see a photo of this caterpillar: I've tried to find it on the net, yes, I know, I'm really sad :laugh: but can't find it anywhere: is it for real, or are you on a wind up?

 

whit u like wumin. Can picture you the now searching for caterpillars look on smythstoys and you'll see the cretin, all 215 cm of it lol. They never had any left, so got a 185 cm pink snake instead

[baw 4,360]

Quite happy this Xmas..... Single now so that's £150 saved!!!!..:-)

 

What happened lab, did she not like the new toned you

 

How's your mum mate, hope alls well

[Lab 10,979]

Quite happy this Xmas..... Single now so that's £150 saved!!!!..:-)

 

What happened lab, did she not like the new toned you

 

How's your mum mate, hope alls well

youve got it in one mate... Moaning about "when I met you you never had this amazing six pack and massive muscles!!"....lol

Mums fine tae mate, she's getting there..cheers.

You found yourself another bit fluff or did you finally decide to go down the gay route??..:-)

[baw 4,360]

no I've got several ladies courting me. The benefits of moving about lol. Won't get tied down again that's for sure. As long as I can get my nat king cole I'm happy : tongue2:

[RubyTex 1,957]

So baw you survived Christmas shopping but came away with a 185cm long pink snake?! Did you stumble into Ann Summers? And are you sure it's a snake?!

[baw 4,360]

that's just me mate, go for a caterpillar come away with a snake am a f**k survived the Christmas shopping. C'mon mate, I'm a guy..... My shopping is getting done this weekend lol. Only got that cos I was going down to the motherland aka glesgae

[RubyTex 1,957]

that's just me mate, go for a caterpillar come away with a snake am a f**k survived the Christmas shopping. C'mon mate, I'm a guy..... My shopping is getting done this weekend lol. Only got that cos I was going down to the motherland aka glesgae

 

love to see her face when she opens that on Christmas morning expecting a caterpillar and out comes a snake aye i've done most but going to get something 'nice' for my grandparents this weekend, i've got them five tins of biscuits so far so need something a bit more...long lasting...might get them that snake

[j j m 6,533]

The shopping bit and Xmas day with the mother inlaw

[Lab 10,979]

no I've got several ladies courting me. The benefits of moving about lol. Won't get tied down again that's for sure. As long as I can get my nat king cole I'm happy : tongue2:

Ditto........