GaZMaN888 68 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 half bury rusty razor blades in the top of the fence and cover in rats piss for a tetanus weils combo. or i like the idea of a device that issues a massive pressure wave causing the intruders bowel to rupture. should bring your insurance premiums down lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 carpet grippers on the top edge of the fence(spikes downwards) and broken glass on the ground mate acidents happen and all that, theres all sort of hastle with razor wire 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roebuck220 80 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Heard a story about an unpopular guy who had a bit of alcathine stuck up his arse, razor wire stuck up the middle of it and then the alcathine pulled out f**k knows how he dealt with that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,542 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Heard a story about an unpopular guy who had a bit of alcathine stuck up his arse, razor wire stuck up the middle of it and then the alcathine pulled out f**k knows how he dealt with that. this same thing was supposed to have happened in yorkshire , paramedic friend told me the boy was found behind a nightclub bled to death couldnt do nothing for him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Work them hard 339 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 I wouldn't go for the razor wire mate, as much as I would like to see the scumbags get a bit back you would certainly get some stick for it. It seems that people stick up for criminals more than the good guys, as the good guy always come off worst! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,482 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Im the same theres a path along the back of my garden ive to rows of barb wire on the top and the top plank is coated in anti vandal paint police say its fine as its more than two mtrs from the ground Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,984 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 If someone stuck pipe up my bum hole then left razor wire up it the last thing I'd be doing is tugging on it lol I'd be calling an ambulance!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlefish 586 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 What advice did the cops give? Do you know who these thieves are? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,482 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 When it was happening here cops would only give you a job number so you could claim on your house hold insurance Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest norseman Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 What advice did the cops give? Do you know who these thieves are? my brother was the 1 talking to the cops so im not totally sure yet, the cops know who it is apparently and my brother has an idea of who it is. but they'll probably get off scot free Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spade 224 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 what are those shrub bushes called,the ones with thorns like f*****g needles lol plant a row of them. Pyracanthra 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,542 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 If someone stuck pipe up my bum hole then left razor wire up it the last thing I'd be doing is tugging on it lol I'd be calling an ambulance!! it dont matter soon as it starts cutting , you'd be moving Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest norseman Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 thanks again for the advice lads, some good ideas there i've got a bit of work to do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,984 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 If someone stuck pipe up my bum hole then left razor wire up it the last thing I'd be doing is tugging on it lol I'd be calling an ambulance!! it dont matter soon as it starts cutting , you'd be moving I'd waddle to hospital at a very slow pace!!! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Aye carpet grip approx 1/2 inch down from top of fence then smeared in dog shite....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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