Your best non hunting Xmas present

[Simoman 110]

Tin can alley, forgot about that, great game. I wanted the coke cans like on the box instead of the dr pepper I had. Never heard of fkn doctor pepper lol

 

Dr Pepper......so mis-understood lol

[Rake aboot 4,936]

lab. Did any woman try it on with you's when you were young? I remember in the chippy, it had a space invaders game. Me n the mate both about 12/13, playing away when these 2 twenty something's came in marak. I'm playing away, look round and ones trying to suck the face off the mate. I say trying cos he was squirming like she was trying to eat him lol. He panicked like f**k and legged it

lol.... No, but there's a lassie in the chippie I go to know who defo fancies me. Everytime I'm in she asks me "if I'd like a bit of brown?"... Dirty bitch!!!

 

Thurs something very wrong in your heed son !

[troter58 1,711]

never got any thing to poor was made up with a tangerine and nuts you lot dont know how lucky you are spoilt brats arr humbug

[Lab 10,979]

Ok sensible now.... One of my favourite presents was my Lynx Parralax golf bag when I was about 14... It was a your bag and the dogs bollocks. And I remember I wanted a sledge that basically looked identical to a snow mobile, was about 200 quid o think? Was told politely to f**k right off!!... Lo

[baw 4,360]

It's stinking mate, I'd rather drink ferret piss

[Lab 10,979]

That was tour bag not your..... Fud!!!!

[Lab 10,979]

lab. Did any woman try it on with you's when you were young? I remember in the chippy, it had a space invaders game. Me n the mate both about 12/13, playing away when these 2 twenty something's came in marak. I'm playing away, look round and ones trying to suck the face off the mate. I say trying cos he was squirming like she was trying to eat him lol. He panicked like f**k and legged it

lol.... No, but there's a lassie in the chippie I go to know who defo fancies me. Everytime I'm in she asks me "if I'd like a bit of brown?"... Dirty bitch!!!

 

Thurs something very wrong in your heed son !

lol..... Bugger of tramp!! Am waiting on concrete arriving and bored!!!..:-)

[baw 4,360]

You painting the white lines at ibrox lab

[Lab 10,979]

You painting the white lines at ibrox lab

oh how I would love a tin of paint and set free in ibrox....lol now that would be a Xmas present. Ahhahahaha

[The one 8,486]

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A weekend away with jimmy saville. Gave me the bumps all weekend, jokes on him cause it wasn't even my birthday...:-)

 

And your best non hunting present this years going to be that inflatable sex doll you bought yourself ?.

[Lab 10,979]

'lab-tastic' timestamp='1355220907' post='2939084']

A weekend away with jimmy saville. Gave me the bumps all weekend, jokes on him cause it wasn't even my birthday...:-)

 

And your best non hunting present this years going to be that inflatable sex doll you bought yourself ?.

And thanks very much for sending it through. I've had to make the holes alot bigger in it bits it fine now. Thanks again...;-)

[The one 8,486]

Two minutes longer than i thought . incoming pm ,

[forest of dean redneck 11,671]

lab. Did any woman try it on with you's when you were young? I remember in the chippy, it had a space invaders game. Me n the mate both about 12/13, playing away when these 2 twenty something's came in marak. I'm playing away, look round and ones trying to suck the face off the mate. I say trying cos he was squirming like she was trying to eat him lol. He panicked like f**k and legged it

lol.... No, but there's a lassie in the chippie I go to know who defo fancies me. Everytime I'm in she asks me "if I'd like a bit of brown?"... Dirty bitch!!!

You sure she not trying to deal some heroin ,maybe she thinks you look like a smack head

[Lab 10,979]

lab. Did any woman try it on with you's when you were young? I remember in the chippy, it had a space invaders game. Me n the mate both about 12/13, playing away when these 2 twenty something's came in marak. I'm playing away, look round and ones trying to suck the face off the mate. I say trying cos he was squirming like she was trying to eat him lol. He panicked like f**k and legged it

lol.... No, but there's a lassie in the chippie I go to know who defo fancies me. Everytime I'm in she asks me "if I'd like a bit of brown?"... Dirty bitch!!!

You sure she not trying to deal some heroin ,maybe she thinks you look like a smack head

that could be it, it is a ruff area!!! Still think she fancies me though. As smack heads go I'm not to bad a looking one, the tooth that I have is pretty white still.... Lol

[baw 4,360]

I think I know the chippy your talking about. Is it the lass with the hunch or the one with the beard?