AR177 588 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 It's the young buggers today, like the Graham clan, that get me going. They have no patience to learn anything, but want it mastered in three minutes or faster, or they won't play! They buy a PCP air rifle and because it rules out the human element as far as possible, with recoiless soullessly dead firing cycles, they can hit a 2p disc at 40 yards and the next thing you know, they are born-again snipers on airgun forums with handles like BOOM HEADSHOTKILLZONESPECIALOPSBUNNYKILLA Give me fecking strength whatever next they come back with.... The fecking Grahams are so fecking typical here it make my blood boil they draw the same air and molecules as the rest of humanity. They can't be arsed to get to fecking school and learn the skills to get a paying job like anyone else has to, oh no! They have to lie and thieve their illiterately scribbled and scrawley way through life like a fecking viral infection on society and there's this fecking Air arms S400 that keeps on cropping up in their interminably sad and pathetic course through the many and various airgun forums that exist out there. I'm getting bloody fed up with hearing about them, thread after thread without so much as anyone going round their sordid little gaff and beating them senseless to the point of pulp and terminal demise...... That good enough? Pianoman (I Quoted Pianoman but this is to all you old sods!) Hey old men! Bugger off to the miners welfare where you can moan to your hearts content! Over a pint of smooth and a rollup! Us youngsters dont want to hear you moaning about 'Back in your day' or 'The kids nowadays!' or 'you dont know youve been born' :laugh: Technology is a good thing - I dare say alot of technology has gone into springers recently too with the use of computer aided design and testing methods to make them better! I do agree many traits such as honesty and respect have been lost by 'the youth' ... but we are not all bad! ATB Adam 1 Quote Link to post
Lewis Ste 245 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 It's the young buggers today, like the Graham clan, that get me going. They have no patience to learn anything, but want it mastered in three minutes or faster, or they won't play! They buy a PCP air rifle and because it rules out the human element as far as possible, with recoiless soullessly dead firing cycles, they can hit a 2p disc at 40 yards and the next thing you know, they are born-again snipers on airgun forums with handles like BOOM HEADSHOTKILLZONESPECIALOPSBUNNYKILLA Give me fecking strength whatever next they come back with.... The fecking Grahams are so fecking typical here it make my blood boil they draw the same air and molecules as the rest of humanity. They can't be arsed to get to fecking school and learn the skills to get a paying job like anyone else has to, oh no! They have to lie and thieve their illiterately scribbled and scrawley way through life like a fecking viral infection on society and there's this fecking Air arms S400 that keeps on cropping up in their interminably sad and pathetic course through the many and various airgun forums that exist out there. I'm getting bloody fed up with hearing about them, thread after thread without so much as anyone going round their sordid little gaff and beating them senseless to the point of pulp and terminal demise...... That good enough? Pianoman (I Quoted Pianoman but this is to all you old sods!) Hey old men! Bugger off to the miners welfare where you can moan to your hearts content! Over a pint of smooth and a rollup! Us youngsters dont want to hear you moaning about 'Back in your day' or 'The kids nowadays!' or 'you dont know youve been born' :laugh: Technology is a good thing - I dare say alot of technology has gone into springers recently too with the use of computer aided design and testing methods to make them better! I do agree many traits such as honesty and respect have been lost by 'the youth' ... but we are not all bad! ATB Adam I second that you bunch of grumpy old farts! 2 Quote Link to post
Tron 173 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 Derr, Thats the whole point you cheeky young buggers Pianoman got it right, half of you dont want to work, just knock as many girls up you can, lie in bed till mid day, smoking weed, nicking off the workers, dolebangers, effing and blinding. waste of space, the list is endless. Pianomans rant was spot on. It was so good he is our first honary member of our old gits section!! :laugh: Quote Link to post
AR177 588 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 Derr, Thats the whole point you cheeky young buggers Pianoman got it right, half of you dont want to work, just knock as many girls up you can, lie in bed till mid day, smoking weed, nicking off the workers, dolebangers, effing and blinding. waste of space, the list is endless. Pianomans rant was spot on. It was so good he is our first honary member of our old gits section!! :laugh: Ahh thats the life! .. You oldies are the ones that have caused this - you were here before us and you are the ones that have shaped the way we behave, if youths act bad its because they only have bad role models to emulate - so rather than moaning about the youth of today ruining this and that... you need to remember its you lot that put us on this downward path ! You remove discipline from schools, you promote a welfare state, you slap a load of health and saftey on fun things like conkers and climbing trees, media showing corrupt politicians swindling money and getting away with it, cut funding to youth centres and clubs, a legal system that is as corrupt and flawed as the people who run the country, putting up somalian families in million pound london houses when there are homeless ex military sleeping rough - thats what makes 'Youths' ..not just that we are 'bad eggs' If anyone should be grumpy and moaning it should be us! the youths!! :laugh: what do we have to look forward too? apart from our long lie ins and our weed? ATB Adam 3 Quote Link to post
PIL 7 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 Very well put Adam buddy The ole duffers winging and moaning all the time and with quotes like "when I was a boy " and " those damned wipper-snappers" whilst shaking their walking sticks and Zimmer frames :laugh: . Don't get me wrong I'd be the first to give a helping hand to the said OAPs but listening to to them mumbling under their breaths " I'm all right, I can do it myself " when clearly they are struggling to get from peg to peg ( HFT) really takes the biscuit :laugh: :laugh: 3 Quote Link to post
AR177 588 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 Probably think that you are going to mug them for their scorecard ATB Adam 2 Quote Link to post
PIL 7 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 Probably think that you are going to mug them for their scorecard ATB Adam :laugh: :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post
Tron 173 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 (edited) Dont blame us for the ills that now blight this once wonderful country. the rot was started by New Liemore with Tony B'liar and Gordon The Moron. who made hundreds of jobs for the Gaudian reading PC correct loonies who encourage any kind of bending over to silly PC correct laws, I remember when Gordon sold off 50% of Britains gold reserves because of the deep monetry pit they had created, only for the price of gold to allmost treble three weeks after FFS, then the blind eye being shown to the hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants flooding in to Britain. As further example of the folly of being ruled by Brussels Rumania and another Balkan country are becoming new members of the EU in 2013 which makes another half million or so eligible to flock here with yet even more strains being put on the health service, schools, housing, jobs, and with the record of many of them here even more crime. :blink: Ive just had another thought, how come our armed forces are being used in Afghanistan and are dieing and being maimed terribly FOR WHAT? how come other Arab countries dont put there armies in to put right the problems? It must be heartbreaking to think most of our blokes are going to lose their jobs when they've finished their tours, the way this goverment are running the country we will have a army about as strong as the Swiss Guards shortly. RANT OVER, for now. Edited December 30, 2012 by Tron Quote Link to post
Bendover 67 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 bunch of grumpy old sods, go bimble around some charity shops or go sit in your urine soaked pants on a park bench. If you've got nothing constructive or positive to say, go sit in the corner and wait to expire while we 'enjoy' the planet you helped to ruin then left us. 1 Quote Link to post
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 Seeing its Xmas and all that...............................Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come forth words of truth and wisdom. Adam 21:16........................ 2 Quote Link to post
porkycrook 466 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 It's the young buggers today, like the Graham clan, that get me going. They have no patience to learn anything, but want it mastered in three minutes or faster, or they won't play! They buy a PCP air rifle and because it rules out the human element as far as possible, with recoiless soullessly dead firing cycles, they can hit a 2p disc at 40 yards and the next thing you know, they are born-again snipers on airgun forums with handles like BOOM HEADSHOTKILLZONESPECIALOPSBUNNYKILLA Give me fecking strength whatever next they come back with.... The fecking Grahams are so fecking typical here it make my blood boil they draw the same air and molecules as the rest of humanity. They can't be arsed to get to fecking school and learn the skills to get a paying job like anyone else has to, oh no! They have to lie and thieve their illiterately scribbled and scrawley way through life like a fecking viral infection on society and there's this fecking Air arms S400 that keeps on cropping up in their interminably sad and pathetic course through the many and various airgun forums that exist out there. I'm getting bloody fed up with hearing about them, thread after thread without so much as anyone going round their sordid little gaff and beating them senseless to the point of pulp and terminal demise...... That good enough? Pianoman Derr, Thats the whole point you cheeky young buggers Pianoman got it right, half of you dont want to work, just knock as many girls up you can, lie in bed till mid day, smoking weed, nicking off the workers, dolebangers, effing and blinding. waste of space, the list is endless. Pianomans rant was spot on. It was so good he is our first honary member of our old gits section!! :laugh: Firstly may i take this oppotunity to say what a stiring speach that Pianoman put forward, truthful and consise. Secondly i am very sorry to do this in open forum, but as this "Grumpy Old Men's Forum" founding member. I have to pull rank over Tron fore who gave you the right to dish out "honary memberships"?. If only either i could of got on here earlier or Tron had not been so quick off the mark, because i was going to say that with a speech so articulate and rousing. I was going to put to a vote that Pianoman ( in brackets so non member can't see. As of 2013 New Years honors list, arise Sir Simon) become our Chairman for life. I will leave this post now to answer the rantings of some whippersnappers. 1 Quote Link to post
walshie 2,804 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 You cheeky young whippersnappers! Respect your elders! If I was 50 years younger...........I wouldn't be born yet. 1 Quote Link to post
PIL 7 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 I can smell "old people" :) :) 1 Quote Link to post
AR177 588 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 Yes well unfortunatly we fought two world wars so that we could decide our own fate, only to sign it over to the very people we fought when we signed up to the EU... So who is to blame for all the Ills that blight us? ... its not the kids as we were born into this.. In MY opinion its the 'grown ups' the 'mature' the 'wise' the 'responsible' elder generations , those who elected Labour, those who follow blindly and believe the printed word of a stranger at a newsdesk with hidden agenda, those who still stand by and moan about the way things are to the way things were! Im 25 (going on 55) and If i can see it surely it should have been spotted long before.. perhaps by someone who gets paid alot more than I! ... Anyway thats enough of a downer on things.. off to collect my giro, knock up my girlfriend again, buy some weed and nick an old ladies bus pass... as thats whats acceptable nowadays You never know today might be the day I get injured so I can claim compo! :laugh: :laugh: ATB Adam 3 Quote Link to post
AR177 588 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 I can smell "old people" :) :) Piss and Rich Tea Biscuits? ATB Adam Quote Link to post
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