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Tellin ya, THL is a TV mini series all of it's own, some type of Shameless mixed with Emerdale Farm and a bit of Heartbeat thrown in, and a bit of Taggart for them odd fuckers up North :yes:

Listen tae Father Ted............ :laugh:

 

Stop being bitter cos you're short and ginger, it's how God wanted you :laugh:

Look we have a strong Viking link which means tall, fair, strong and handsome...................where the little ugly ginger stuff came from i dont know...oh wait a minute i do....Ireland.... :D

 

Seeing as how I'm 6'3" and devastatingly handsome I can live happily with that :D

 

What I wanna know is how leprechauns got to Scotland :hmm:

 

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So in reality thats 4ft f**k all then............. :yes:

 

Did "Steven" bring them over.......i'm sure he said something about Ireland being "his island"............... :laugh:

 

 

 

oh f**k he's off quoting Braveheart as actual historical fact again, tatties over the side as far as this thread's concerned! :laugh:

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I wonder if Wales, Scotland and Ireland are aware of a 'Writ of Possession' to help evict the English?

 

Worked well for Mr Blow. In fact those two strong fellows were Celtic sounding. One was called Mr Thomas. Nice chap it turns out though he won't be getting a christmas card. Terrible at picking locks though.

 

Wish I'd thought to offer them some of my semtex biscuits...

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Tellin ya, THL is a TV mini series all of it's own, some type of Shameless mixed with Emerdale Farm and a bit of Heartbeat thrown in, and a bit of Taggart for them odd fuckers up North :yes:

Listen tae Father Ted............ :laugh:

 

Stop being bitter cos you're short and ginger, it's how God wanted you :laugh:

Look we have a strong Viking link which means tall, fair, strong and handsome...................where the little ugly ginger stuff came from i dont know...oh wait a minute i do....Ireland.... :D

 

Seeing as how I'm 6'3" and devastatingly handsome I can live happily with that :D

 

What I wanna know is how leprechauns got to Scotland :hmm:

 

:laugh:

So in reality thats 4ft f**k all then............. :yes:

 

Did "Steven" bring them over.......i'm sure he said something about Ireland being "his island"............... :laugh:

 

 

 

oh f**k he's off quoting Braveheart as actual historical fact again, tatties over the side as far as this thread's concerned! :laugh:

Is that some kind of clever dig at John............. :hmm::laugh:
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Tellin ya, THL is a TV mini series all of it's own, some type of Shameless mixed with Emerdale Farm and a bit of Heartbeat thrown in, and a bit of Taggart for them odd fuckers up North :yes:

Listen tae Father Ted............ :laugh:

 

Stop being bitter cos you're short and ginger, it's how God wanted you :laugh:

Look we have a strong Viking link which means tall, fair, strong and handsome...................where the little ugly ginger stuff came from i dont know...oh wait a minute i do....Ireland.... :D

 

Seeing as how I'm 6'3" and devastatingly handsome I can live happily with that :D

 

What I wanna know is how leprechauns got to Scotland :hmm:

 

:laugh:

So in reality thats 4ft f**k all then............. :yes:

 

Did "Steven" bring them over.......i'm sure he said something about Ireland being "his island"............... :laugh:

 

 

 

oh f**k he's off quoting Braveheart as actual historical fact again, tatties over the side as far as this thread's concerned! :laugh:

Is that some kind of clever dig at John............. :hmm::laugh:

 

Lol, what Malt is saying is it won't work you dressing up as a leprechaun and throwing imported quality Irish spuds over the side of the boat, the Boston Tea party's been done :tongue2:

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Can we stick to taking the piss and not get technical lads....you loose me!! Not very bright but i can lift heavy things kinda guy............. :laugh:

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Can we stick to taking the piss and not get technical lads....you loose me!! Not very bright but i can lift heavy things kinda guy............. :laugh:

 

That'll be the low centre of gravity :laugh:

:laugh: ......You shouldn't listen to the twats on here John......i'm 6ft 1" and build like Charles Atlas......... :angel:
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Can we stick to taking the piss and not get technical lads....you loose me!! Not very bright but i can lift heavy things kinda guy............. :laugh:

f**k off, only thing you can lift is yer fecking kilt to take a piss! :laugh:
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Can we stick to taking the piss and not get technical lads....you loose me!! Not very bright but i can lift heavy things kinda guy............. :laugh:

f**k off, only thing you can lift is yer fecking kilt to take a piss! :laugh:

Or do you squat to take one like the reality TV loving bitch you come across as...? :hmm::laugh:
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Can we stick to taking the piss and not get technical lads....you loose me!! Not very bright but i can lift heavy things kinda guy............. :laugh:

f**k off, only thing you can lift is yer fecking kilt to take a piss! :laugh:

Its far far easier just too sit down mate........the splash back of the silver trays is f*****g unreal.... :laugh:
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As regulars will know, I have views that often invite spirited and stimulating debate. When the forum gets dull, I admit i derive great entertainment from stirring it up a bit. Ordinarily I can participate in light humour and without resorting to sarcasm. After the day I've had (moving house and all!) I'm a bit tired and struggling.

 

Please accept my apologies to all, especially Mungler.

 

you've got nowt to be apologising for Milegajo.

keep your chin up lad, looks like this patch wasn't meant to be. you'll get there in the end.

i hope you and the family have a great xmas.

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Can we stick to taking the piss and not get technical lads....you loose me!! Not very bright but i can lift heavy things kinda guy............. :laugh:

f**k off, only thing you can lift is yer fecking kilt to take a piss! :laugh:

Or do you squat to take one like the reality TV loving bitch you come across as...? :hmm::laugh:

 

He's got a point here Lab you f*****g tart :laugh::bye: the only 'lifting' you're known for is shirt lifting :toast:

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I admire your spirit milegajo,, what are your plans next mate,is your partner as up for the simple life as yourself after all this upheavle..

 

Going to let things unravel at the minute. We've got lots of options. Think it best to let the bones fall before trying to read them.

Part of me wants to leave the van in dry dock for refitting and overhaulling, my 8 year is fast outgrowing her bed.

 

Plus, the blooming door needs fixing/rebuilding.

 

Lots to do and consider but peice by peice we'll get 'there'.

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