Guest shay Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 I used to shake my jake at the back of the french class and flick my jizz on a pakis back, fella called Koys Uddin, feck that kid hated me, wonder if he still does Building BMX bikes out of various bits and generally being a little f****r, I had already found the ferrets and the hunting by the age of 11 and it kinda sorted me out, I reckon if I hadn't I would have turned into a right little C***. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Doing your load over Abduls back!!!!...........you must be a wrong un......twisted, veeerryyy twisted .........but I like it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elma-fudd 0 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 ffs thats twisted i think or is it just dirty not sure but it made me laugh,you win Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Chief, is your name Koys Uddin? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 I will tell you this much......its the last time I will walk in front when we go out for a shine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tote 854 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 used to tip petrol down mole holes and set them on fire but my favourite was blowing things up with crow scarers ripped off the rope.had to be fast though because they never had a fuse left on them.f**k me i blew some things up when i was a kid.that was 27 years ago but i still do it with my 2 kids upto this day.never going to grow up ,having too much fun. Crow bangers,they bring back some memories When we managed to get our hands on some crow bangers we'd ask our mates if they wanted to go for a mooch in the countryside. My mate would distract the others while I went on ahead and placed a banger in the middle of a cow patt after I lit the fuse I shouted back to the others to come and see a curlews nest or other such thing,When they asked where it was I told them "you can't miss it,it's at the side of that cow patt". My mate knowing the plot would lag behind kidding on he was tying his laces and if the timing was right, "BANG" the rest of them would get splattered with cow sh!te Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 I will tell you this much......its the last time I will walk in front when we go out for a shine Talks cheap wilf and I ain't buying. I bet you still take the lead expecting a love explosion on your realtree gimpsuit..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE POACHER 13 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 I used to shake my jake at the back of the french class and flick my jizz on a pakis back, fella called Koys Uddin, feck that kid hated me, wonder if he still does Building BMX bikes out of various bits and generally being a little f****r, I had already found the ferrets and the hunting by the age of 11 and it kinda sorted me out, I reckon if I hadn't I would have turned into a right little C***. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 f**k this has to be one of the funniest threads I have read for a long while!! Shay that one is a killer mate flicking Jizz up Abu Hamza's back . I remember when I first entered into having one over the wrist when I was a kid and dropping it in the fish tank! my old mans Goldies loved the stuff , I wonder if you could use it as Bait .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chillitt 0 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 We built Stonehenge. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,435 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 I knocked one out all over the underneath of the deputy heads desk, serves the fuckers right for isolating me all the time, at that age if its gotta come out its going to and I hope it ruined the bitches dress Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 I will tell you this much......its the last time I will walk in front when we go out for a shine Talks cheap wilf and I ain't buying. I bet you still take the lead expecting a love explosion on your realtree gimpsuit..... .......My dogs are shite, so I have little other reason to go Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sureshot 0 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 putting a can on my back weel of my bike to make it sound like a lambretta Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OldTrapCollector 377 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Birdnesting was the spring time crime, fishing for tench in the summer before the pool owner used to get up, and then ferreting and trapping anything that walked all Autumn and Winter. That just about took up my year! Oh, and making 'bombs' from gunpowder from the old man's Eley paper case cartridges, scaring the kids in the street with crow bangers, pinching fruit and veg from the allotments, sniping chickens and pheasants with the catty . . . shall I go on? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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