ASME IX 1 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 me and my mates used set flour power traps on a saturday night when every one is turning out ,we used put a chippy tray with flour and a couple of eggs on top of the hawthawn hedges and tie fishing line from the tray to the lamp post. and another one was filling baloons up with water(giant party ballons) and rugby throwing them over the hedge on to the passing cars windscreens,that all stoped when one went streight threw a red escort eclipse windscreen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tote 853 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 During the winter months we played chap door run with a twist,we would get some newspaper open it up and put some shite in the middle,[usually dog shite,but if you where needing to go] Then we would scrunch the paper up over the top off it,place it on the doorstep,set it on fire,chap the door and run.Usually when the home owner opened the door and seen the lighted newspaper they automatically started jumping up and down on it to try and put the flames out A couple of seconds after they'd caught a wiff of the shite you'd hear them roar "you dirty b*****ds" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted July 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Used to love messing with fireworks with my mates. Splitting a banger open and doing a genie was our fave entertainment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,315 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 We used to have wars on the Rec firing rockets at opposing teams , crazy rockets was a good one too where you snap the stick off and throw them, they went where ever they wanted. Rockets keep going under water too, looks mad in the dark off a bridge. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 At about 12-13 used to hang around in the local cemetry, next to the local girls school, on occasion we'd get up an piss about on the flat school roof. One night gets up playin hide an seek or summat, crouches low an spies loads of little shafts of light comin up from the roof, holes drilled! Has a look, to find perfect spy holes over the changing rooms of the swimming pool, which has a 'interestin' ladies only swimming lessons on night school. First night up, mate takin his first perv shouts "minge! just what I've always wanted", we pissed ourselves. Most of our mates over the next few weeks ended up there, till one lad started cryin, tellin everyone to pack it in.........only his mum an aunt!! Came unstuck, gets up there an some bloke is on the same game, we flew off the roof an headed out into cemetry blackness, everyone split, runnin like feck, felt summat ain't right, blokes behind me! Suddenly 'Whack' i'm flyin, hit a low grave stone, landed like a bag of shit, he knocks 'holy feck' out of me, tellin me "there my holes, stay off or i'll kill ya", bloke must av been 40! Seen him up there loads after that, bricked the b*****d every chance we got!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,315 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Ya dirty little buggers Apparently some of the lads at our school did a similar thing through the skylight and saw the fittest girl in the school naked and by god she was fit the jammy b*****ds. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
montague 0 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 You wouldn't have had much luck on our school roof, us girls covered up as much as we possibly could because our PE teachers were a couple of lezzas. :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Nothing wrong with that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
highlander 0 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 (edited) We used to got up the tennement closes and tie all the door handles to each other then run down and knock all the doors. So no one could get out. You could also tie a cat in the middle but that was natsy Going on to fire work banger and cats ass (pop) . Scafolding pipe cut to about 3 feet block one end light rocket pop in point and aim cheap and cheerfull rocket launcher . Was pretty dangerous thought I mind one night my mate fired one at me and it came in the close f**king thing was bouncing about all over the place then it exploded my ears were ringing for days. The coppers didnt like them getting fired at them either. Regards highlander. Edited July 3, 2007 by highlander Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted July 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Taking all the external doors off our school was always good for a laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 You are a rascal Darcy......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thurso jack 3 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Used to love messing with fireworks with my mates. Splitting a banger open and doing a genie was our fave entertainment genies, quality carry on, getting old pipes and using them as rocket launchers. one of my best summers was when my older sis got a summer job on the tills in a supermarket, it gave me a good excuse to go in an visit her several times a day, a bottle or can of alchahol always fell into my pocket, i was only about 13-14 and cringe now when i think of the trouble i could have gotten her in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oneredtrim Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 (edited) . Edited January 14, 2008 by oneredtrim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Harking back to your childhood Jonno?? I have a cd in the car at the moment, my mate did it as a laugh but I listen to it, its full my favourate tracks, some 's including men at work, stranglers and midnight oil and tv themes that anyone over 30 will remember, she-ra, fall guy, knightrider, starsky and hutch, magnum etc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackfell 16 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 we made wooden go karts,raced em down the biggest hill we could find,and wore our placki trainers out by using them as brakes,lol. pinchin empty corona bottles from the starni offy,then selling them back to him to buy our fags. and i will never forget us lads having a whip round,to see jane nicholases chuff in the flesh lol,was as soft as a little hamster lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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