My Morning Discovery

[nothernlite 18,077]

aaah poor little fella,,he musta known mate........very sad indeed..........hes gone to a better place now mate,,,,,my thoughts are with ya at this time,,ATB,,DAVE

are you for real listen to that piss lmao start a business dave gravestones for ferrets Edited December 5, 2012 by nothernlite

[dave1600d 35]

no it dont sit on a chair,,,it sits on a scotsmans cock,,,,,,because theyre small and you cant hardly feel em apparently

[nothernlite 18,077]

well have fun with your ferrets is your partner a scotsman

[dave1600d 35]

thinking of starting a job teaching stupid scotsmen like you to spell,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,have you read your posts before posting them?,,,or are you so f*****g tight that your keyboard has half the letters missing?,,,,,,,,nah,i think you are just thick lmfao.......

[nothernlite 18,077]

thinking of starting a job teaching stupid scotsmen like you to spell,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,have you read your posts before posting them?,,,or are you so f*****g tight that your keyboard has half the letters missing?,,,,,,,,nah,i think you are just thick lmfao.......

is that the best you can do

[dave1600d 35]

no i wouldnt have a scotsman as a partner thanks,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,theyre too tight

[dave1600d 35]

if you want my postcode and door number you can have that,,,,,,if you want to come down and see if i can do any better jock

[nothernlite 18,077]

no i wouldnt have a scotsman as a partner thanks,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,theyre too tight

thats just a myth

[nothernlite 18,077]

if you want my postcode and door number you can have that,,,,,,if you want to come down and see if i can do any better jock

your scaring me now just going out to see if my ferrets are still living

[dave1600d 35]

"What's the difference between a Scotsman and a coconut?"

 

"You can get a drink out of a coconut"

[dave1600d 35]

I saw a Scot and a Jew waiting for a bus, and when it came around the corner the Scot ran up a block to meet it and the Jew ran down a block to wait for it.

 

So I said, "All right, boys, I know you're both stingy, but what's the story? Why did you do different things?"

 

And the Jew said "I wanted a longer ride for my money," and the Scot said "I wanted to keep my money longer!"

[dave1600d 35]

well if your ferrets are still living,,,,,,pop down to mine,,,,,,,TN2 5EX,,NUMBER 145,,,,,,,thats forest road if you aint got a sat nav,,youre probably so tight youre still using ordnance survey maps

[troter58 1,711]

northernlite,dont be a joey all ya life mate

pmsl joey better than being a nugget pets ffs does sit on the chair with you watching telly

Our fred and fanny are watching telly with me now got there tea on then i will put them in there nice warm beds and read them watership down they love that story family heard it all now atb

[nothernlite 18,077]

here you go dave mind this when its licking your bell end Edited December 5, 2012 by nothernlite

[nothernlite 18,077]

well if your ferrets are still living,,,,,,pop down to mine,,,,,,,TN2 5EX,,NUMBER 145,,,,,,,thats forest road if you aint got a sat nav,,youre probably so tight youre still using ordnance survey maps

grow up ffs