Millet 4,497 Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords." 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,503 Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 The old one are the best,,, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,278 Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 I read all the way down thinking surely this cant be the one where the assistant ends up saying " because this is a fish and chip shop ".............same joke different shop ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,788 Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 First time I've heard that, I thought there was going to be a profound point at the end. haha. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 how very dare you :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGalway 1,043 Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) So we know two things about Millet now, he's not funny, and he's an ugly barsteward Edited November 23, 2012 by JohnGalway 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted November 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 went to a peadofile dinner with jimmy savill it was all above board till the end of the meal when they gave out under eights Quote Link to post Share on other sites
graham4877 1,181 Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 went to a peadofile dinner with jimmy savill it was all above board till the end of the meal when they gave out under eights to old for millet :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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