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stopped by police.VEHICLE CHECK SIR this won't take long(thinks its a dirty old defender with a ex army trailer got to have summit on this one) tax test and insurance all ok customs lass takes diesel to test no problems bit banter fine then we come to the boy who tests my motor and trailer little toffee hammer out starts tapping away then he comes to me and tells me i have a few issues with the trailer after shooting him down on these issues he still insisted on one item i then insisted that we go and have a look at his testers manual and put this to bed you guest he,s wrong i am right OK YOU CAN GO NOW SIR why am i crowing well i used to test motors for a living and dealt with ministry boys before and its good to show one of them that they are not always right.POLICE POLITE . H.M CUSTOMS POLITE but a bit to eager after one lass tested the tank another came to do it again. EXAMINER patronizing .rant over. :bye:

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I was taking a mates old car into the scrap yard on the back of my transit one day,police man said i was overloaded,but weight wise i was okay,after quite an argument he told me that he had never seen a transit recovery truck only seven and a half ton trucks,i asked him if he had been driving round with his eyes shut,cos two pass my house every day.

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Told me wheel nuts fitted wrong NO they are double ended. Then break away cable should be attached to brakes No trailer only 3/4 ton and is older than legislation air breaks pipes will snap if trailer gets loose and so the brakes won't work no the trailer and defender don't have air brakes and if air pipes come adrift then the brakes will come on.I think the NATO hitch and the coil of lighting cable( looks like air pipe) threw him and he thought he was dealing with something a lot bigger than it was.

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Similar thing happened with me a fair few years ago. I got a mate to give me a lift up town to pick up a kilt as I was banned from driving at the time, he hadn't long passed his test and had a 91 reg escort. We were driving along George street in Edinburgh (busy busy) there was a Peugeot in front of us and it had a brake light out, 2 behind us was a police van. Next thing the blue lights came on and they pulled my mate, pure and simple he had an old car. They then informed him that they would carry out a roadside mot to see if it was roadworthy. I said that they only pulled my mate as his motor was old and that they had missed the car that shouldn't be on the road. So they started with the lights working his way through before saying "reverse light" and this is where I chipped in and informed them that the reverse light didn't come into an mot, one of them asked me my name blah blah blah then said he believed I was on drugs and was going to search me under some drugs act! :laugh: next thing I knew I was spread against a posh shop window being searched with everyone staring at me, he pulled my toolbox keys out of my pocket and obviously after doing a name check knew I was banned then said are these car keys? I replied have you ever heard of a britool car like? I did give him abit of lip and informed him the police employ any daft c**t nowadays and I wanted everything put back in my bag and I was going to report them.

 

I made him look stupid so he wanted to do the same to me, bottom line is they are all c**ts!! :laugh:

 

Well done :thumbs:

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