Tron 173 Posted November 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 Ron my friend mine goes back more years than i wished, well basically back to when i was a wee laddy (no silly or childish comments you lot either). Well it goes back to when i was a boy, i had a Webly (i think i'm right) Mk11 well it was the model that came with two barrels one .177 and on .22. Well this concept to a young lad was beyond the law, although i knew that air rifles had to be under 12lb/ft but had no idea what that was. But i remember thinking that if the gun had to be no more than this strange and mystical number, then if this was right for the .22 barrel it stood that because the .177 hit more targets then that barrel had to have more power. Not understanding trajectory. Well on one occasion i know that you all will be shouting "Airgun Safety", but on one particular occasion when reloading the 177 without holding onto the barrel. Can anybody guess what happened next? Yep your right go to top of the class and leave me at the back. Well you all know what happened, i broke the gun to reload still having my right index finger near the trigger then reached for the tin of pellets, then wooosssshhhh the barrel wizzed past my ear that was lucky i thought. Well from that day until i sold it the 177 never shot as good as it had before. It was like swapping the barrels around because i could now shoot/hit more with the 22 than the 177. I know that the chance of me bending the barrel when cold is not possible with the energy the spring could produce but something changed. Now for the moment that is all i am owning up to Ron, until others have put stories up on here as i don't want to be laughed at and "sent to Coventry" you youngsters that don't understand that phrase ask mum od dad not here as i don't want to feel older than i already do. ATVB Roger P.S. see you at the next meet and we can have a better talk Ron hi would you like me to set up a O.A.P area,so you Ron & webby can all suck on some peanuts :laugh: and i will get a ginger rogers & fred astair dvd for you to watch around the camp fire!! :laugh: FFSake! Hey young Davy me lad! aint you ever been taught to respect your olders and BETTERS? FFSake no wonder the country is going down the gurgler faster than Katy Price's last new bloke is pressing down on her youngish, soft, pink belly!! and!!!! FFSake I must remember my heart condition!! You cheeky young welp!! :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post
davyt63 1,845 Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Ron my friend mine goes back more years than i wished, well basically back to when i was a wee laddy (no silly or childish comments you lot either). Well it goes back to when i was a boy, i had a Webly (i think i'm right) Mk11 well it was the model that came with two barrels one .177 and on .22. Well this concept to a young lad was beyond the law, although i knew that air rifles had to be under 12lb/ft but had no idea what that was. But i remember thinking that if the gun had to be no more than this strange and mystical number, then if this was right for the .22 barrel it stood that because the .177 hit more targets then that barrel had to have more power. Not understanding trajectory. Well on one occasion i know that you all will be shouting "Airgun Safety", but on one particular occasion when reloading the 177 without holding onto the barrel. Can anybody guess what happened next? Yep your right go to top of the class and leave me at the back. Well you all know what happened, i broke the gun to reload still having my right index finger near the trigger then reached for the tin of pellets, then wooosssshhhh the barrel wizzed past my ear that was lucky i thought. Well from that day until i sold it the 177 never shot as good as it had before. It was like swapping the barrels around because i could now shoot/hit more with the 22 than the 177. I know that the chance of me bending the barrel when cold is not possible with the energy the spring could produce but something changed. Now for the moment that is all i am owning up to Ron, until others have put stories up on here as i don't want to be laughed at and "sent to Coventry" you youngsters that don't understand that phrase ask mum od dad not here as i don't want to feel older than i already do. ATVB Roger P.S. see you at the next meet and we can have a better talk Ron hi would you like me to set up a O.A.P area,so you Ron & webby can all suck on some peanuts :laugh: and i will get a ginger rogers & fred astair dvd for you to watch around the camp fire!! :laugh: FFSake! Hey young Davy me lad! aint you ever been taught to respect your olders and BETTERS? FFSake no wonder the country is going down the gurgler faster than Katy Price's last new bloke is pressing down on her youngish, soft, pink belly!! and!!!! FFSake I must remember my heart condition!! You cheeky young welp!! :laugh: keep cool! Officer high trousers :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post
Tron 173 Posted November 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Ron my friend mine goes back more years than i wished, well basically back to when i was a wee laddy (no silly or childish comments you lot either). Well it goes back to when i was a boy, i had a Webly (i think i'm right) Mk11 well it was the model that came with two barrels one .177 and on .22. Well this concept to a young lad was beyond the law, although i knew that air rifles had to be under 12lb/ft but had no idea what that was. But i remember thinking that if the gun had to be no more than this strange and mystical number, then if this was right for the .22 barrel it stood that because the .177 hit more targets then that barrel had to have more power. Not understanding trajectory. Well on one occasion i know that you all will be shouting "Airgun Safety", but on one particular occasion when reloading the 177 without holding onto the barrel. Can anybody guess what happened next? Yep your right go to top of the class and leave me at the back. Well you all know what happened, i broke the gun to reload still having my right index finger near the trigger then reached for the tin of pellets, then wooosssshhhh the barrel wizzed past my ear that was lucky i thought. Well from that day until i sold it the 177 never shot as good as it had before. It was like swapping the barrels around because i could now shoot/hit more with the 22 than the 177. I know that the chance of me bending the barrel when cold is not possible with the energy the spring could produce but something changed. Now for the moment that is all i am owning up to Ron, until others have put stories up on here as i don't want to be laughed at and "sent to Coventry" you youngsters that don't understand that phrase ask mum od dad not here as i don't want to feel older than i already do. ATVB Roger P.S. see you at the next meet and we can have a better talk Ron hi would you like me to set up a O.A.P area,so you Ron & webby can all suck on some peanuts :laugh: and i will get a ginger rogers & fred astair dvd for you to watch around the camp fire!! :laugh: FFSake! Hey young Davy me lad! aint you ever been taught to respect your olders and BETTERS? FFSake no wonder the country is going down the gurgler faster than Katy Price's last new bloke is pressing down on her youngish, soft, pink belly!! and!!!! FFSake I must remember my heart condition!! You cheeky young welp!! :laugh: keep cool! Officer high trousers :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post
davyt63 1,845 Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Ron my friend mine goes back more years than i wished, well basically back to when i was a wee laddy (no silly or childish comments you lot either). Well it goes back to when i was a boy, i had a Webly (i think i'm right) Mk11 well it was the model that came with two barrels one .177 and on .22. Well this concept to a young lad was beyond the law, although i knew that air rifles had to be under 12lb/ft but had no idea what that was. But i remember thinking that if the gun had to be no more than this strange and mystical number, then if this was right for the .22 barrel it stood that because the .177 hit more targets then that barrel had to have more power. Not understanding trajectory. Well on one occasion i know that you all will be shouting "Airgun Safety", but on one particular occasion when reloading the 177 without holding onto the barrel. Can anybody guess what happened next? Yep your right go to top of the class and leave me at the back. Well you all know what happened, i broke the gun to reload still having my right index finger near the trigger then reached for the tin of pellets, then wooosssshhhh the barrel wizzed past my ear that was lucky i thought. Well from that day until i sold it the 177 never shot as good as it had before. It was like swapping the barrels around because i could now shoot/hit more with the 22 than the 177. I know that the chance of me bending the barrel when cold is not possible with the energy the spring could produce but something changed. Now for the moment that is all i am owning up to Ron, until others have put stories up on here as i don't want to be laughed at and "sent to Coventry" you youngsters that don't understand that phrase ask mum od dad not here as i don't want to feel older than i already do. ATVB Roger P.S. see you at the next meet and we can have a better talk Ron hi would you like me to set up a O.A.P area,so you Ron & webby can all suck on some peanuts :laugh: and i will get a ginger rogers & fred astair dvd for you to watch around the camp fire!! :laugh: FFSake! Hey young Davy me lad! aint you ever been taught to respect your olders and BETTERS? FFSake no wonder the country is going down the gurgler faster than Katy Price's last new bloke is pressing down on her youngish, soft, pink belly!! and!!!! FFSake I must remember my heart condition!! You cheeky young welp!! :laugh: keep cool! Officer high trousers :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post
big scott 6 Posted November 22, 2012 Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 Here's one for ya, I was sat on the back door step shooting a target at the bottom of the garden which was about 35 yards away. I was 9 years old and my mother was doing the ironing behind me aswell as keeping an eye on me. After about 50 shots mam says ear let me have a go so loaded the gun ( relum tornado) and went to change the target, just got the drawing pin in then BANG my own mam shot me in the back of my hand, hospital to get it dug out. Quote Link to post
Tron 173 Posted November 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 (edited) Here's one for ya, I was sat on the back door step shooting a target at the bottom of the garden which was about 35 yards away. I was 9 years old and my mother was doing the ironing behind me aswell as keeping an eye on me. After about 50 shots mam says ear let me have a go so loaded the gun ( relum tornado) and went to change the target, just got the drawing pin in then BANG my own mam shot me in the back of my hand, hospital to get it dug out. Good job it was a single shot gun then Scott, I recon she would have finished you off if it was a multi!! :laugh: Edited November 22, 2012 by Tron Quote Link to post
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted November 22, 2012 Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 I nearly lost an eye when I was about 7, not from a pellet but from a 4" piece of stock. My two youngest uncles were playing around with a rifle, and being a nosey interested kid, I had my head right in there watching what they were doing. Well when one of them cocked the rifle, as he was getting a pellet ready, the rifle went off and the force of the recoil shattered the stock, and sent a chunk of it into my eyelid. Lucky really. Quote Link to post
bigmac 97kt 13,807 Posted November 22, 2012 Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 this storys going to wake the dreaded bigmac 97kt up Now,Now chris :laugh: :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post
ftm 3,357 Posted November 22, 2012 Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 was sitting in brand new landrover [3 days old ] waiting to pop a few bunnies in a local picnic area [illeagally sorry] just going to pop one off wheni spot a car comming and the rifle is quickly brought back in window and inmy haste touched the very sensitive trigger and whoosh! perfect hole in roof warranty instantly void /sun roof fitted at a considerable cost -yes lads i m a fecking idiot done it twice!!!!! the ladswho fitted sunroofs love me lol-billy 2 Quote Link to post
porkycrook 466 Posted November 22, 2012 Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 Ron my friend mine goes back more years than i wished, well basically back to when i was a wee laddy (no silly or childish comments you lot either). Well it goes back to when i was a boy, i had a Webly (i think i'm right) Mk11 well it was the model that came with two barrels one .177 and on .22. Well this concept to a young lad was beyond the law, although i knew that air rifles had to be under 12lb/ft but had no idea what that was. But i remember thinking that if the gun had to be no more than this strange and mystical number, then if this was right for the .22 barrel it stood that because the .177 hit more targets then that barrel had to have more power. Not understanding trajectory. Well on one occasion i know that you all will be shouting "Airgun Safety", but on one particular occasion when reloading the 177 without holding onto the barrel. Can anybody guess what happened next? Yep your right go to top of the class and leave me at the back. Well you all know what happened, i broke the gun to reload still having my right index finger near the trigger then reached for the tin of pellets, then wooosssshhhh the barrel wizzed past my ear that was lucky i thought. Well from that day until i sold it the 177 never shot as good as it had before. It was like swapping the barrels around because i could now shoot/hit more with the 22 than the 177. I know that the chance of me bending the barrel when cold is not possible with the energy the spring could produce but something changed. Now for the moment that is all i am owning up to Ron, until others have put stories up on here as i don't want to be laughed at and "sent to Coventry" you youngsters that don't understand that phrase ask mum od dad not here as i don't want to feel older than i already do. ATVB Roger P.S. see you at the next meet and we can have a better talk Ron hi would you like me to set up a O.A.P area,so you Ron & webby can all suck on some straw :laugh: and i will get a ginger rogers & fred astair dvd for you to watch around the camp fire!! :laugh: OOOHHHH please tell me that your not joking about the Fred & Ginger dvd's Davy as i had my copies stolen. If you bring then mate perhaps we can arrange our own version of Strickly around the fire. Quote Link to post
porkycrook 466 Posted November 22, 2012 Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 Here's one for ya, I was sat on the back door step shooting a target at the bottom of the garden which was about 35 yards away. I was 9 years old and my mother was doing the ironing behind me aswell as keeping an eye on me. After about 50 shots mam says ear let me have a go so loaded the gun ( relum tornado) and went to change the target, just got the drawing pin in then BANG my own mam shot me in the back of my hand, hospital to get it dug out. Perhaps that was your mums hint for you to BUGGER OFF and leave home Scot, even at that age you were a nusence lol. Quote Link to post
Tron 173 Posted November 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 Here's one for ya, I was sat on the back door step shooting a target at the bottom of the garden which was about 35 yards away. I was 9 years old and my mother was doing the ironing behind me aswell as keeping an eye on me. After about 50 shots mam says ear let me have a go so loaded the gun ( relum tornado) and went to change the target, just got the drawing pin in then BANG my own mam shot me in the back of my hand, hospital to get it dug out. Perhaps that was your mums hint for you to BUGGER OFF and leave home Scot, even at that age you were a nusence lol. FFSake, leave me out of this discussion! As you know I dont swear, smoke, or anykind of lowlife antics.... Ferk me, Ive left me my smokes, whiskey, and the tart Ive been bangin down at the Church Wickets Pub!!! :laugh: Quote Link to post
bigmac 97kt 13,807 Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 Im saying nowt (but my hand still hurts) Quote Link to post
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