times when your dogs made you look a twat

[saluki bull2 15]

got onto this topic the other night in the pup and had a good laugh. a old mate of mine had a half bull x and it certainly looked the part he had it from a gamefair as a pup and bought it along one night on the lamp. we entered a field and there was a rabbit smack bang in the middle, his dog was about 14 months at the time so i let his dog have the slip. it runned the beam no problems turned the rabbit and come running straight toward us, his dog made the strike no less than 2 foot away from us and the rabbit squealed and the dog let go of it took a few steps back and started to bark at it the dog just looked at us as if to say what the feck was that the rabbit then tried to make off again but his bull x didnt want to no just stood there thinking feck that. needless to say some banter took place for the rest of the night and the dog never made the grade and wouldnt touch a bunny after that so come on lads spill some of these stories

what a load of bull shit

[cam 2]

when my bitch took a shite in the motor :icon_redface:

 

Supose it came up smelling of roses Ha ha ha ha

[cam 2]

My bitch did same but in my mates motor lol he wasn't laughing at the time like

[Ray Mears 272]

got onto this topic the other night in the pup and had a good laugh. a old mate of mine had a half bull x and it certainly looked the part he had it from a gamefair as a pup and bought it along one night on the lamp. we entered a field and there was a rabbit smack bang in the middle, his dog was about 14 months at the time so i let his dog have the slip. it runned the beam no problems turned the rabbit and come running straight toward us, his dog made the strike no less than 2 foot away from us and the rabbit squealed and the dog let go of it took a few steps back and started to bark at it the dog just looked at us as if to say what the feck was that the rabbit then tried to make off again but his bull x didnt want to no just stood there thinking feck that. needless to say some banter took place for the rest of the night and the dog never made the grade and wouldnt touch a bunny after that so come on lads spill some of these stories

what a load of bull shit

 

 

always one numptey now f**k off my thread you 20 post hard man

 

 

i think you got it the wrong way round you mean what a shit bull x

Edited November 9, 2012 by Ray Mears

[Millet 4,497]

I had a beddie whippet X collie grey chasing a hare year's ago and the hare went under a parked up car with the driver sat inside..quickly followed by the dog that ploughed straight into the side of the car and denting the door.. ..the driver got out of the car to look at the door then he looked at me legging it with a limping dog following me..i must of looked a right twat at the time for not going and paying for the damage.. .

[Ray Mears 272]

I had a beddie whippet X collie grey chasing a hare year's ago and the hare went under a parked up car with the driver sat inside..quickly followed by the dog that ploughed straight into the side of the car and denting the door.. ..the driver got out of the car to look at the door then he looked at me legging it with a limping dog following me..i must of looked a right twat at the time for not going and paying for the damage.. .

 

 

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[jcm 2,327]

I'd been bragging to a pal that iv getten my dog to sit and stay with hand signals, so I shouts the dog in the house and gives the signal and the dog looked at me and pissed off back in the garden. The little twat ...

[Millet 4,497]

I also went out flying the hawk a few time's with a fellow who lived local to me..i did not know him that well but he invited me out a few time's and one time i took the terrier to try and dig something..

What a fecking nightmare the day turned out to be..first the terrier squeazed through a gap in the back of the van and got in the front and ate all the fellow's sarnies and bait..then he chewed the corner of his neatly made hawk carrying box..then the little twat jumped a dry stone wall and landed on a sleeping sheep on the otherside..the sheep took of across the field right past the farm house with my terrier stuck to the side of it like a tick,, ..needless to say the terrier was barred from anymore trip's out with him..

 

Edited to add some thing i forgot on that fatefull day..i did manage to get the terrier on something to ground which he jacked on and come out with a rabbit in his mouth..

Edited November 9, 2012 by Millet

[paulus 26]

i had one run and snaffle up a hare hiding between a twitchers legs, he was a white as a sheet, i did the decent thing and fooked off sharpish the local farmer had to take him in and give him a cup ot tea

[proper stuff 10]

my dogs are the bees knees but im a twat

you got that [bANNED TEXT] :laugh:

[iceman001979 1,316]

Some funny stuff there lads keep them coming

[happydigger 13]

i run a terrier through a small 3 hole earth ,empty my pal tryed his 8 month old pup and bolted a big dog fox shamed to death

 

I wasout walking wi a dog ad not long had, dog on lead pulled towards a 1 holer started barking at hole entrance wanting in I Had no box or collar wi me so called a mate,( hey up pal dogs marking a hole here av no box or collar to his reply am just fixing a gun al leave it and come now) meets mi at the hole collars up put dog in that's odd dogs here a body length in a pulls him out jawed up with a bloody pigeon got some grief over that,lol

[alimac 882]

Remember getting a whippet when I was a young lad, bragging to all my mates how good it was. Stole a mates pet white rabbit, took it to the school field, dropped it, walked back and put the lamp on it, sent the dog, the dog ran up to it, the rabbit didnt move, the dog stopped and smelt the rabbit and tried to sh*g it.

 

Another time, been to scotland for a weekend hunting with cleanspade, cleanspade gave me a little russle to try, called Aron, took it out, entered it to a fox, the dog mixed a bit with the fox, the fox bolted, no sign of Aron. I looked down the tube and there he was, curled up asleep.

 

Well weren't you a f*****g wanker when you were a lad!!!

[Millet 4,497]

Remember getting a whippet when I was a young lad, bragging to all my mates how good it was. Stole a mates pet white rabbit, took it to the school field, dropped it, walked back and put the lamp on it, sent the dog, the dog ran up to it, the rabbit didnt move, the dog stopped and smelt the rabbit and tried to sh*g it.

 

Another time, been to scotland for a weekend hunting with cleanspade, cleanspade gave me a little russle to try, called Aron, took it out, entered it to a fox, the dog mixed a bit with the fox, the fox bolted, no sign of Aron. I looked down the tube and there he was, curled up asleep.

 

Well weren't you a f*****g wanker when you were a lad!!!

I was thinking the same with the mates stolen pet rabbit.. :bad: ..done some bad shite in my younger day's but that beat me..

[goldfinch2007 2,332]

i run a terrier through a small 3 hole earth ,empty my pal tryed his 8 month old pup and bolted a big dog fox shamed to death

 

I wasout walking wi a dog ad not long had, dog on lead pulled towards a 1 holer started barking at hole entrance wanting in I Had no box or collar wi me so called a matae,( hey up pal dogs marking a hole here av no box or collar to his reply am just fixing a gun al leave it and come now) meets mi at the hole collars up put dog in that's odd dogs here a body length in a pulls him out jawed up with a bloody pigeon got some grief over that,lol

at least your dog marked