charlie caller 3,654 Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Lab take up wildfowling To sum it up you get up at daft o'clock even the dog looks at you if your mad, drive to the foreshore wade out into the mud up to your arse and bury yourself in a creek to absolutely freeze your boll*cks off whilst waiting for dawn to break. When it does the geese are the height of a tall sky scraper so you don't end up shooting any of the f*ckers anyway. Return to the car strip off all the mud encrusted waders clothing etc and try to open the car doors without feelings in your fingers. Off for a full English (or in your case Scottish) swear that the last f*ckin time your doin that and then a few weeks later do it all over again. P.S. on the odd occasion you DO bag a mallard or pink foot it's the nicest meal you have ever eaten......ATB When are we going next? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Lab take up wildfowling To sum it up you get up at daft o'clock even the dog looks at you if your mad, drive to the foreshore wade out into the mud up to your arse and bury yourself in a creek to absolutely freeze your boll*cks off whilst waiting for dawn to break. When it does the geese are the height of a tall sky scraper so you don't end up shooting any of the f*ckers anyway. Return to the car strip off all the mud encrusted waders clothing etc and try to open the car doors without feelings in your fingers. Off for a full English (or in your case Scottish) swear that the last f*ckin time your doin that and then a few weeks later do it all over again. P.S. on the odd occasion you DO bag a mallard or pink foot it's the nicest meal you have ever eaten......ATB When are we going next? :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cookiemonsterandmerlin Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 I must admit from what I hear on the shooting grapevine you do really need to give the shooting So you can get the dogs up to standard ATB Cookie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 I must admit from what I hear on the shooting grapevine you do really need to give the shooting So you can get the dogs up to standard ATB Cookie True.........buts its a standard you'll never reach Cookie so that;ll do me bud......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,813 Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Fanny! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cookiemonsterandmerlin Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 I never want to reach your standard I fecking kill myself if I slip that low Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 I never want to reach your standard I fecking kill myself if I slip that low There will be a few folk on here hoping you do........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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