Lab 10,979 Posted November 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Slightly off tack, but when I was working at the OU some years ago, I was watching a heat in the inter-departmental cricket game when someone hit a good 6 towards the crowd. An attractive willowy figured lady got up and ran in the general direction of 'away' when the ball cracked her right on the back of the head. Ironically, if she'd stayed put, the ball would have missed her by miles! ....This is even further off the track then...Good few years back i was at East End park to watch Celtic play Dunfermline.....half time arrived and i was about half way up the stadium. Now i know its not supposed to be funny but obviuosly someone never enjoyed there pie from the back of the stadium and threw it and it skelped this lad in a wheelchair sitting down the front smack bang right on the top of the head. Dont know how many people saw that but i laughed for the whole second half!!!... :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 i hit the lady captain between the shoulder blades she was still on the deck when i walked the 270 yds to reach her I'm sure the ball being on its very last bounce the sting would be out of it.......thank f**k id have been 30 yards over the top of her head....... thought that myself mate i knew i should of used the driver instead of the three wood Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 I see this time and time again. Shooting blokes that get more interested in working the dogs at a shoot rather than taking a peg, Two blokes on our syndicate now only ever work the dogs, it`s as much a days sport as knocking birds oot the sky. The bottom line is yer oot daein it and no sittin vegetating in front oh the telly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 i'm 100% sure i can shoot and butcher ya roe, are you saying you dont have the skills to train a Lab with 24 FTC's in its pedigree.???? some trainer you are !! God loves a trier... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Slightly off tack, but when I was working at the OU some years ago, I was watching a heat in the inter-departmental cricket game when someone hit a good 6 towards the crowd. An attractive willowy figured lady got up and ran in the general direction of 'away' when the ball cracked her right on the back of the head. Ironically, if she'd stayed put, the ball would have missed her by miles! ....This is even further off the track then...Good few years back i was at East End park to watch Celtic play Dunfermline.....half time arrived and i was about half way up the stadium. Now i know its not supposed to be funny but obviuosly someone never enjoyed there pie from the back of the stadium and threw it and it skelped this lad in a wheelchair sitting down the front smack bang right on the top of the head. Dont know how many people saw that but i laughed for the whole second half!!!... :laugh: Wrong on many levels, but I'd have pissed myself laughing! A hearty dis-recommendation for the pies at East End Park when you come to think of it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 i'm 100% sure i can shoot and butcher ya roe, are you saying you dont have the skills to train a Lab with 24 FTC's in its pedigree.???? some trainer you are !! God loves a trier... Its ok Malt he can come down and shoot one......need to let me know when he's coming though cause he's Dundee and i want to make sure everything is locked away...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 i'm 100% sure i can shoot and butcher ya roe, are you saying you dont have the skills to train a Lab with 24 FTC's in its pedigree.???? some trainer you are !! God loves a trier... Its ok Malt he can come down and shoot one......need to let me know when he's coming though cause he's Dundee and i want to make sure everything is locked away...... Mal, you know the rate that Rich and Stewpots eat venison?? gotta keep the massive happy!! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cookiemonsterandmerlin Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Main thing is not to loss your passion for some form of countrysport be it shooting or working dogs etc For me I can only agree I dont have the zest for shooting I use to have but I have filled my boots many a time when I was young But I still love days out on the woodie ATB Cookie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danw 1,748 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 f**k me the mans gone soft just another wannabe keeper who's no the stomach for it man the f**k up lab and get those three furry b*****ds shot :whistling: :whistling: :laugh: :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Any time Lab, just gies the nod......and you know yer pheasants are safe with me....I can get all I want from several local estates....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 and I wont rob the family silver like some unruly folks!!! but golf? C'moan, you wear all those funny jumpers and that??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 and I wont rob the family silver like some unruly folks!!! but golf? C'moan, you wear all those funny jumpers and that??? No....and i dont drive a bloody volvo either..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Next you will be calling yoursel Findlay or Farquhar!!! Golf indeed! Are there any roe on the golf course tho?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Next you will be calling yoursel Findlay or Farquhar!!! Golf indeed! Are there any roe on the golf course tho?? ...........No Roe but you want to see the rabbits. Not a care in the world when your playing. Often wanted to take a wee catapult and bag a few. Nice big rabbits tae.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Say wit? Rabbits? They are an endangered species over here this year, bad dose of myxi last september and then the cold/wet summer made it even worse.....I have not shot a single bunny this year. We are leaving them to recover (just dont tell the famers!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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