events co-ordinator 353 Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 My old man was out checking earths with "Jim" one of his aquaintances Jim slipped whilst crossing an electric fence one of the heavy ones he was lucky it missed both his legs he took the full jolt in the GOOLIES ! My old man was nearly sick trying not to laugh but "JIM" was still holding his GUN ! Ok the gun was unloaded to cross the fence but I wish it was in the era of the mobile phone and we could all enjoy it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,965 Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 I've told this tale before, but it's relevant; A lad was up here from Brighton and had heard about lamping but had never done it and wanted to see what it was about. LDR and myself took him out, and it wasn't exactly our "permission" ! We got to a horse field and I said "is that an electric fence ?" LDR said it was, but it's never on. He got over it, the lad got over it, and one of the dogs even got caught up it it, but no problem. I thought, OK, it's off, put my hand on it and a shock ran down my arm, thru' my body to my feet, back up to my head, and litteraly blew my flat cap off !!! I think it was 'cause one of my wellies was leaking and full of water, I must have been the only one "grounded"!! I bellowed out a few choice curses at the top of my voice, the other two were laughing like loons, and the guy that owned the field let his Alsation out !! LOL !! We legged it with me still cursing and them still laughing; the lad didn't ask to go lamping agian.... wonder what put him off ?? Cheers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted October 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 The belt I got in the heed made me blind for a second or so,, that was fekin torture that one,, had to sit doon for 15 mins , was gagging,, the lot ! Kittle was on the deck poorless,, the cnut ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,120 Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 The belt I got in the heed made me blind for a second or so,, that was fekin torture that one,, had to sit doon for 15 mins , was gagging,, the lot ! Kittle was on the deck poorless,, the cnut ! I would've been the same!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted October 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Aye,, but you`re a bawbag annaw so it widnae huv surprised me . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Done it a couple a times, put the digging bar against one n felt it all running through my body then a thump on the back of the neck! Didnt know what was happning till I had a wee think about it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Was ferreting one winter with me dad on a hdgerow and we had a dig to the ferret the old man leans forward to start digging and the fence caught him on the side of his head near his temple,he went down like a sack of spuds he came round after a min or so, mumbling and dribbling he had to sit down for a while :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted October 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Was ferreting one winter with me dad on a hdgerow and we had a dig to the ferret the old man leans forward to start digging and the fence caught him on the side of his head near his temple,he went down like a sack of spuds he came round after a min or so, mumbling and dribbling he had to sit down for a while :laugh: Imagine laughin at that !!!!!! You can join the bawbag club wi RM2805 and Kittle ,,lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,965 Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 So that's why I allways carry a small pair of bolt croppers with me..... cut that shitty barred wire and electric fence stuff !! Yeah; just joking before all the self righteous arseholes jump on the "outrage bus " !! LOL !! Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted October 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Outrag,,,oh, right ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,965 Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) Outrag,,,oh, right ! No No !! I said "outrage" ! Not like your uncle Whin would spell it; Ourag,,, Cheers. Edited October 31, 2012 by chartpolski Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,120 Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Was ferreting one winter with me dad on a hdgerow and we had a dig to the ferret the old man leans forward to start digging and the fence caught him on the side of his head near his temple,he went down like a sack of spuds he came round after a min or so, mumbling and dribbling he had to sit down for a while :laugh: Imagine laughin at that !!!!!! You can join the bawbag club wi RM2805 and Kittle ,,lol Make that the "voltage free" bawbag club.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted October 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 That was meant to represent my realisation halfway through, that you were joking. Not as funny when yeh have to explain it ! hahahahahahahahahaha,, And Whin would have spelt it dhrysteg ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted October 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Was ferreting one winter with me dad on a hdgerow and we had a dig to the ferret the old man leans forward to start digging and the fence caught him on the side of his head near his temple,he went down like a sack of spuds he came round after a min or so, mumbling and dribbling he had to sit down for a while :laugh: Imagine laughin at that !!!!!! You can join the bawbag club wi RM2805 and Kittle ,,lol Make that the "voltage free" bawbag club.......... Aye,, bawbags though but ! volts free or no ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted October 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Aw Ross,, had an epiphany today and shaved ma heed again !! lol kept the beard though,, it`s just aw tidy noo,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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