Sako.243 1 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 >Scottish Pick-up Lines > >1) Did you fart? Cuz ya blew me awa. > >2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz your pure special. > >3) Mah Love fur you is like diarrhea. I canny hudd it in. > >4) Di ye huv a library cerd? Cuz I'd like to sign you out. > >5) Is there a mirror in yur pants? Cuz I can see ma sel in em. > >6) If you wurr a tree and I was a Squirrel, I'd store mah nuts in >yerhole. > >7) You might no be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light >switch away. > > Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman -'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say >something that would break the ice.' > >9) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I kin make yur bed-rock. > >10) I canny find mah puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went >intae this cheap motel room. > >11) Yur puss reminds me of a wrench... Every time I think of it ma nuts >pure tighten up. > Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tote 856 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 "break the ice" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Fucken PMSL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Deek 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Pure classic used some of those myself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxgun Tom 75 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 I know one lassie, that every one of those lines would work on!! Tom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 excellent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 well done Al Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david2363 42 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Tree, squirrel, nuts - sublime. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
highlander 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Crackers mate. Regards highlander Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullmastiff 615 Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 F**kin brilliant!!! at least I know how to chat to the local's once I'm up there!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sako.243 1 Posted June 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 F**kin brilliant!!! at least I know how to chat to the local's once I'm up there!! Just bring a club up wee ye and chap them oor the heed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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