PIL 7 Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed..... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. . 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
salt fish 67 Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 So your in the dog house then ? or has your husband got a new clock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,483 Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 it sounds to me your all cuckoo but enjoyed that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted October 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 So your in the dog house then ? or has your husband got a new clock :laugh: it sounds to me your all cuckoo but enjoyed that :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,089 Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 (edited) pmsl at least he has a sense of humour Edited October 11, 2012 by nothernlite 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
old real tree 92 Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 Ha ha nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted October 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 I don't know ! You put a post up to make folk have a laugh 226 views and only 6 replies and three of those are mine miserable twats :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northern lad 2,292 Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 Quality .......classy bird,he must be so proud Quote Link to post Share on other sites
silverfoxsid08 27 Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 well sorry i naely pissed my self Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GOBSHITE 107 Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 It was old when i was a boy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted October 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 It was old when i was a boy well crack on you put one up to make folk have a smile .Miserable twat. :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
salt fish 67 Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 It was old when i was a boy well crack on you put one up to make folk have a smile .Miserable twat. :laugh: you tell him hes a right GobShite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cookiemonsterandmerlin Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 The worst thing is PIL you let out the key factor of being a girl which until now I have and I guess others would not have know from the manner of your posts etc. So the flood gates of PMs from the normal sex staved THL members will come flooding in. Ps I am only 10 clicks away from you and if your old man is away and you want to play PM me :laugh: ATB Cookie 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted October 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 The worst thing is PIL you let out the key factor of being a girl which until now I have and I guess others would not have know from the manner of your posts etc. So the flood gates of PMs from the normal sex staved THL members will come flooding in. Ps I am only 10 clicks away from you and if your old man is away and you want to play PM me :laugh: ATB Cookie you offering me out cookie :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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