The one 8,511 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Breaking news A mob of Dyslexic parents have just kicked the f**k out of Jimmy Somerville 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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The one 8,511 Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Cant say Im really bothered about the Jimmy Saville rumours ,because my lifes never been the same since he fixed it for me to go camping with Gary Glitter 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 pmsl :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Celtic have started selling the Jimmy Saville Memorial tracksuit, It's an adult-sized top but you have to squeeze into kids bottoms. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,511 Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 People say that Americans are stupid . But i disagree . Anyone that builds a city like New Orleans ,ten meters below sea level ,in a hurricane zone , and fills it up with coloured people is bordering on fukcing genius 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,511 Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 My wife says Im immature and that we should set aside a day so that we can talk like adults . Like thats going to feckin happen in the middle of conker season 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 You swallowed a joke book? Good ones though, I admit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Don't think it's the right time for pedo joke,s at the moment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,511 Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 'walshie' timestamp='1349466382' post='2838195'] You swallowed a joke book? Good ones though, I admit Emptying my phone then going to watch duck command Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,511 Posted October 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 A guy and his flat chested wife go to see a marriage counsellor, The Counsellor asks,"What seems to be the problem then?. Well says the guy Dolly f*cking Parton here thinks im too sarcastic ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Don't think it's the right time for pedo joke,s at the moment christian is jewish every body......... when he sees kids on the streets he asks them if they want to buy any sweets........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Don't think it's the right time for pedo joke,s at the moment christian is jewish every body......... when he sees kids on the streets he asks them if they want to buy any sweets........... Yes and there is a little girl missing you deluded scouse kunt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Don't think it's the right time for pedo joke,s at the moment christian is jewish every body......... when he sees kids on the streets he asks them if they want to buy any sweets........... Yes and there is a little girl missing you deluded scouse kunt true and i hope she is found safe and well......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BOLSTER 808 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Hahahahah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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