Guest MOLLY Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. so Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for All eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years." MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret15 0 Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole trapper 1,693 Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 very good moll, i can relate to that, :whistle: ooh better add not present wife. :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mooster 1 Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 Yep! Nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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skycat 6,173 Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 (edited) very good! Edited to add: Still can't spell LOL Edited June 15, 2007 by skycat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shaman Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 He he made me chuckle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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