veet hair remover

[Wxm 1,638]

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN.

 

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of th...is as previous shaving attempts had only b

een mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect-

[hedge hunter 107]

How the hell did you find that ? I just laughed so loud I woke the misses up lol cheers HH

[the_stig 6,614]

How the hell did you find that ? I just laughed so loud I woke the misses up lol cheers HH

he got it off the thread christian put up a few days ago

[Wxm 1,638]

off a girls facebook

[the_stig 6,614]

off a girls facebook

[springer 1498 4]

Type in amazon ,then look for veet for men ,and read all the reviews . Trust me you will crying with laughter .

[J.DOG 1,355]

Here's a link , some really funny ones on there

 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

[gamerooster 1,179]

this happened to me when i put head and shoulders on y ball sac, with a hint of menthol, it felt nice at first, but by god it wasent fun after about a minute!!!

[J.DOG 1,355]

this happened to me when i put head and shoulders on y ball sac, with a hint of menthol, it felt nice at first, but by god it wasent fun after about a minute!!!

 

:laugh:

[gamerooster 1,179]

another time, i had been out fencing all day, for this old b.i.t.c.h of a woman who wouldn't let us stop working, or she would not pay us, it was one of the hottest days of the year, and as you do, i was sweating like mad. well i am afraid to say that all the walking about and the sweating combined, my balls got chaffed to pieces, proper red raw, so when i mentioned it to an old farmer i knew, he reccomended iodine, the end result was me running around his yard swinging them about trying to cool them off, now that was painful, all the the time the old cnut was finding this hysterical, i had orange balls for about a month!!!

[albert64 1,882]

another time, i had been out fencing all day, for this old b.i.t.c.h of a woman who wouldn't let us stop working, or she would not pay us, it was one of the hottest days of the year, and as you do, i was sweating like mad. well i am afraid to say that all the walking about and the sweating combined, my balls got chaffed to pieces, proper red raw, so when i mentioned it to an old farmer i knew, he reccomended iodine, the end result was me running around his yard swinging them about trying to cool them off, now that was painful, all the the time the old cnut was finding this hysterical, i had orange balls for about a month!!!

 

did you have to lift your balls as he applied it to your sack..........

[gamerooster 1,179]

another time, i had been out fencing all day, for this old b.i.t.c.h of a woman who wouldn't let us stop working, or she would not pay us, it was one of the hottest days of the year, and as you do, i was sweating like mad. well i am afraid to say that all the walking about and the sweating combined, my balls got chaffed to pieces, proper red raw, so when i mentioned it to an old farmer i knew, he reccomended iodine, the end result was me running around his yard swinging them about trying to cool them off, now that was painful, all the the time the old cnut was finding this hysterical, i had orange balls for about a month!!!

 

did you have to lift your balls as he applied it to your sack..........

 

nah there not that big, i managed

[thefensarefarbutistillgo 2,482]

On 30/09/2012 at 00:31, Wxm said:

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN.

 

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of th...is as previous shaving attempts had only b

een mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect-

Pmsl

[kanny 20,504]

It's a oldie but a goldie  

[keepdiggin 9,559]

I don’t think wxm is with us anymore 

 

Rip mate