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THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. :laugh: :laugh:   After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I

Reminds me when i pulled the muscles insides of my thighs and rubbed deep heat on them,Was great till i closed my legs and it got on my balls,Ended up stood on a chair with my balls in the sink of co

i put it on my mates head and eyebrows when he fell asleep pissed by f*ck he woke up ran to the toilet and put his head under the tap and all his hair fell out, he came out the toilet blowing and sw

sudacrem Wanted ASAP...

:laugh: ...Reminds me off when a group of us went and walked Ben Nevis.....all was well but one of my mates(on this site actually :D ) struggled on the way down and by the time we got back to the hotel his ring piece and bollocks were on fire with the chaffing. So he asked me if i would nip across to the main street to the chemist and get him some Sudacream. Well obviously the kind hearted sole i am i gladly said "f**k off, i'm away for a pint".............I returned to walk in on him with his back on the bed, arse in the air, legs behind his head with half a tub of sudocream massaging into his hairy fat crack and bollocks........... :bad:

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sudacrem Wanted ASAP...

:laugh: ...Reminds me off when a group of us went and walked Ben Nevis.....all was well but one of my mates(on this site actually :D ) struggled on the way down and by the time we got back to the hotel his ring piece and bollocks were on fire with the chaffing. So he asked me if i would nip across to the main street to the chemist and get him some Sudacream. Well obviously the kind hearted sole i am i gladly said "f**k off, i'm away for a pint".............I returned to walk in on him with his back on the bed, arse in the air, legs behind his head with half a tub of sudocream massaging into his hairy fat crack and bollocks........... :bad:

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and i bet you got straight into him you dodgy t**t

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sudacrem Wanted ASAP...

:laugh: ...Reminds me off when a group of us went and walked Ben Nevis.....all was well but one of my mates(on this site actually :D ) struggled on the way down and by the time we got back to the hotel his ring piece and bollocks were on fire with the chaffing. So he asked me if i would nip across to the main street to the chemist and get him some Sudacream. Well obviously the kind hearted sole i am i gladly said "f**k off, i'm away for a pint".............I returned to walk in on him with his back on the bed, arse in the air, legs behind his head with half a tub of sudocream massaging into his hairy fat crack and bollocks........... :bad:

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and i bet you got straight into him you dodgy t**t

Maybe your idea of a good time is a extremely chaffed fat hairy arshole covered in sudocream but its not mine mate................. :D
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sudacrem Wanted ASAP...

:laugh: ...Reminds me off when a group of us went and walked Ben Nevis.....all was well but one of my mates(on this site actually :D ) struggled on the way down and by the time we got back to the hotel his ring piece and bollocks were on fire with the chaffing. So he asked me if i would nip across to the main street to the chemist and get him some Sudacream. Well obviously the kind hearted sole i am i gladly said "f**k off, i'm away for a pint".............I returned to walk in on him with his back on the bed, arse in the air, legs behind his head with half a tub of sudocream massaging into his hairy fat crack and bollocks........... :bad:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

and i bet you got straight into him you dodgy t**t

Maybe your idea of a good time is a extremely chaffed fat hairy arshole covered in sudocream but its not mine mate................. :D

 

was it not your good self that said any holes a goal.... :laugh:

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sudacrem Wanted ASAP...

:laugh: ...Reminds me off when a group of us went and walked Ben Nevis.....all was well but one of my mates(on this site actually :D ) struggled on the way down and by the time we got back to the hotel his ring piece and bollocks were on fire with the chaffing. So he asked me if i would nip across to the main street to the chemist and get him some Sudacream. Well obviously the kind hearted sole i am i gladly said "f**k off, i'm away for a pint".............I returned to walk in on him with his back on the bed, arse in the air, legs behind his head with half a tub of sudocream massaging into his hairy fat crack and bollocks........... :bad:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

and i bet you got straight into him you dodgy t**t

Maybe your idea of a good time is a extremely chaffed fat hairy arshole covered in sudocream but its not mine mate................. :D

 

was it not your good self that said any holes a goal.... :laugh:

I could have said that at some point yes....... :laugh: ....but it has to be attached to a woman ffs... :yes:
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sudacrem Wanted ASAP...

:laugh: ...Reminds me off when a group of us went and walked Ben Nevis.....all was well but one of my mates(on this site actually :D ) struggled on the way down and by the time we got back to the hotel his ring piece and bollocks were on fire with the chaffing. So he asked me if i would nip across to the main street to the chemist and get him some Sudacream. Well obviously the kind hearted sole i am i gladly said "f**k off, i'm away for a pint".............I returned to walk in on him with his back on the bed, arse in the air, legs behind his head with half a tub of sudocream massaging into his hairy fat crack and bollocks........... :bad:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

and i bet you got straight into him you dodgy t**t

Maybe your idea of a good time is a extremely chaffed fat hairy arshole covered in sudocream but its not mine mate................. :D

 

was it not your good self that said any holes a goal.... :laugh:

I could have said that at some point yes....... :laugh: ....but it has to be attached to a woman ffs... :yes:

 

Or another good looking ginger man :yes::laugh:

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Lab you into ya trannies?

 

Lab may be gay, and fat, and ginger, one of lifes rejects in fact BUT..........................at least his sexual conquest doesnt melt in sunlight :D

:clapper: :clapper: Coffee all over the place moment :rofl: :rofl:
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