unicornleather 60 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 (edited) Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally naked, while a beautiful, big-breasted nude model danced before them Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis. They were told that anyone whose bell rang when the nude model danced in front of them would not be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the bell... Then all the other bells started to ring. Edited September 23, 2012 by unicornleather 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 :laugh: briliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Probably a true story! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,529 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bushing lad 114 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 one of the best ive heard :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,863 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 one of the best ive heard :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Jeez, you can't have heard many Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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