swamper 11 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 get that brandy out sweety have a goodun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Happy Birthday Julie, what did you get, some cough sweets,a Cardigan, some slippers, bottle of sherry, some bath salts, couple of Vera lynn records :whistle: God!!! i hate you was on phone when i read this......some poor woman wondering why i'm laughing when she is having to part with her dog. Swamper no worries about the Brandy, my son is going to take me for a pub lunch, then i'm sure i'll be pissed by two, have a kip then start again :alcoholic: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear lurcher bitch happy birthday to you. :guitar2: :guitar2: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shell 42 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Happy birthday! Hope you have a good one, Love shell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Did you get the Werthers originals I sent you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Did you get the Werthers originals I sent you? Some of you can be soooooo cruel Got to say again...thank you. had to cut my lunch short as lofty my oldie aint settling too well, but am having we drink while typing this. no doubt you'll see my typing get slury soon well thats if ya can tell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mussells 0 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 MERRY TUESDAY!!!!! XXXXX Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Happy birthday chick heres to many more years flirting Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irishhunter 0 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Happy Birthday LB have a good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gin 498 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 I hope you had a great day, you deserve it. Very Best Wishes Indeed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxgun Tom 75 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 (edited) Many Happpy Returns Lurcherbitch!! Some of you may not be aware?, but! this is the 3rd year in a row that this remarkable Old Lady has received a telegram from Her Majesty the Queen in relation to her birthday LB formally known for more being in your groin than in your face :whistle: (can't keep her hands off my furry sporran) For the last 25 years she has been resident at DRIBBLE House (the old foks home in Urine Lane) Unfortunately this old bag is now on very heavy medication not because of her lose bowel movements but because of her age old habit, of sexually assaulting the youngest male nurse's she can find!! Its seem's that this particular habit manifested itself in the early 1930's At this juncture of her advanced years she now spends most of her tinm either sitting ing the Alzhiemers Lounge, or the Incontinent Suite of Dribble House both parts of the home, based in the secure unit of the property I've allready sent her my birthday greetings in a card any-one else wishing to do so?/ please send all correspondence to: LURCHERBITCH SECURE UNIT THE INCONTINENT SUITE DRIBBLE HOUSE OLD FOLK's HOME URINE LANE PIS ED Tom Ps: have a good-un Toots Edited June 12, 2007 by Foxgun Tom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Fondle your sporen!!!! fondle!!!!!!!!!!! i'l wrap it round your f*****g neck next time i see ya Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snoopdog 1,256 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 happy birthday LB hope you have a nice day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 HAPPY BIRTHDAY LB. AGE IS ONLY A NUMBER............BUT AT YOUR AGE CAN YOU REMEMBER IT.........................................LOL...................... HAVE A GOOD ONE...XX Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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