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Happy Birthday Julie,

 

:hmm: what did you get, some cough sweets,a Cardigan, some slippers, bottle of sherry, some bath salts, couple of Vera lynn records :whistle:

 

God!!! i hate you :laugh::laugh: was on phone when i read this......some poor woman wondering why i'm laughing when she is having to part with her dog. :laugh::laugh:

 

 

Swamper no worries about the Brandy, my son is going to take me for a pub lunch, then i'm sure i'll be pissed by two, have a kip then start again :drink::cheers: :alcoholic: :drinks:

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Did you get the Werthers originals I sent you? :D

 

 

Some of you can be soooooo cruel :cry::clapper::clapper:

 

Got to say again...thank you. had to cut my lunch short as lofty my oldie aint settling too well, but am having we drink while typing this. no doubt you'll see my typing get slury soon :laugh: well thats if ya can tell :blink::laugh::laugh:

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Many Happpy Returns :clapper: Lurcherbitch!!

 

Some of you may not be aware?, but! this is the 3rd year in a row that this remarkable Old Lady has received a telegram from Her Majesty the Queen in relation to her birthday :) LB formally known for more being in your groin than in your face :whistle: (can't keep her hands off my furry sporran) For the last 25 years she has been resident at DRIBBLE House (the old foks home in Urine Lane) Unfortunately this old bag is now on very heavy medication not because of her lose bowel movements :laugh: but because of her age old habit, of sexually assaulting the youngest male nurse's she can find!! Its seem's that this particular habit manifested itself in the early 1930's At this juncture of her advanced years she now spends most of her tinm either sitting ing the Alzhiemers Lounge, or the Incontinent Suite of Dribble House both parts of the home, based in the secure unit of the property B) I've allready sent her my birthday greetings in a card ;) any-one else wishing to do so?/ please send all correspondence to:

 

LURCHERBITCH

SECURE UNIT

THE INCONTINENT SUITE

DRIBBLE HOUSE

OLD FOLK's HOME

URINE LANE

PIS ED

 

Tom

 

Ps: have a good-un Toots :drink:

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