Malt 379 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 my mum had a collie when i was a kid and the dog got her false teeth out of her mug at side of the bed whilst she was asleep lol Just reminded me of an old episode of the Simpsons! Quote Link to post
Flipper_Al 1,012 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Exactly Quote Link to post
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Caine ate my sofa... Little shite lol Quote Link to post
KittleRox 2,147 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Aye, Ah was standing in Kittles garden chatting away , when the Spaniel cocked his leg, and filled my boot with piss, the little cnut, Kitlles missus was in bits laughing,, Quote Link to post
wyeman 1,038 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Had an English Springer that visited next door neighbours house and ate a complete spread laid out for a child's birthday party, - sandwiches, sausage rolls, pizza, even the birthday cake complete with candles! Cost me a fortune and a hasty visit to the Supermarket Happy days! Quote Link to post
Lab 10,979 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Aye, Ah was standing in Kittles garden chatting away , when the Spaniel cocked his leg, and filled my boot with piss, the little cnut, Kitlles missus was in bits laughing,, Buzz has a fasination with pissing on folk that stand about on shoot day. Always watching him. He pissed on a toffee nosed dutch women the other year. She had one of they long coats to the ground. She looked at me in disgust and said "Your dog just peed on my coat?"........if she had said it nicely i would have sorted it.....instead i said "Better get a cloth then!" and jumped in the motor........ Quote Link to post
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted September 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Honestly Lab, he will piss on anything. If we take him to a show, we have to keep him outta the craft tents and the likes, cause he will piss against anything that reaches the floor, including folk. little cnut. Best bit was, I just had that warm feeling on my foot, but never clicked till the boot was full, and the trouser leg was f****n drookit. little cnut. 3 Quote Link to post
Lab 10,979 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Honestly Lab, he will piss on anything. If we take him to a show, we have to keep him outta the craft tents and the likes, cause he will piss against anything that reaches the floor, including folk. little cnut. Best bit was, I just had that warm feeling on my foot, but never clicked till the boot was full, and the trouser leg was f****n drookit. little cnut. Aye it can be embarrasing.............Especially when there Lord whoever and your dog is pissing on them. I just walk away and hope they've no noticed. Its usually just a quick squirt and he's away before they even notice....... Quote Link to post
haymin 2,465 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Aye, Ah was standing in Kittles garden chatting away , when the Spaniel cocked his leg, and filled my boot with piss, the little cnut, Kitlles missus was in bits laughing,, Buzz has a fasination with pissing on folk that stand about on shoot day. Always watching him. He pissed on a toffee nosed dutch women the other year. She had one of they long coats to the ground. She looked at me in disgust and said "Your dog just peed on my coat?"........if she had said it nicely i would have sorted it.....instead i said "Better get a cloth then!" and jumped in the motor........ Magic Quote Link to post
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