birddog 1,354 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 at least youv'e got his number now mate Quote Link to post
haymin 2,465 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 What number ? ) Quote Link to post
birddog 1,354 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 118 mate Quote Link to post
RossM 8,115 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Mine was a c**t for chewing wires, she had a knack for getting in behind the telly and chewing everything, the amount of times I got in and went to put telly on and then ask myself "WTF?" Quote Link to post
haymin 2,465 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 118 mate Da get it ? Quote Link to post
KittleRox 2,147 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 gee,s the number for seafield lol 1 Quote Link to post
Dannyboy23 77 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Got a brand new sofa and the dog got out the kitchen lets just say the misses want happy and csl want either 250 to fix it there f u &£rs they don't even have to be pups my 2 old dogs got my coats I left them for ten mins they took them off each other again wasted money Quote Link to post
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted September 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 gee,s the number for seafield lol Aye, thats where eh`s gaun ! the wee maniac !! lol Quote Link to post
DaveSyiBarker 4 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 My two little sods decided they wanted to dig a hole in the kitchen this mornin straight through the bleedin carpet Quote Link to post
birddog 1,354 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 not quite as destructive but on an away weekend at a mates in nottingham i'd hung my waxproof over a chair in the dining room (posh or what) and when i put it on the following day (with a hangover) a famous champion non ped whippet had cocked his leg against the chair and i got a pocketfull of piss and a wet hand Quote Link to post
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted September 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Aye, Ah was standing in Kittles garden chatting away , when the Spaniel cocked his leg, and filled my boot with piss, the little cnut, Kitlles missus was in bits laughing,, 4 Quote Link to post
Malt 379 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Aye, Ah was standing in Kittles garden chatting away , when the Spaniel cocked his leg, and filled my boot with piss, the little cnut, Kitlles missus was in bits laughing,, Was plastering a new build house once, and the boss was on his stilts doing a ceiling. Neighbours old boxer came in, had a sniff about, cocked his leg up against the stilts and let rip! Quote Link to post
haymin 2,465 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 One time at band camp) when I was about 10 there was horses not far from my back door we used to go up and give them bread up the lane there on the ground was a bit o bread the end bit ( heal) so I tried to pick it up the clorty c**t two doors up Nigel Davidson had shat a skitter shaped as a bit I bread ). ) Quote Link to post
mick c 411 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 my mum had a collie when i was a kid and the dog got her false teeth out of her mug at side of the bed whilst she was asleep lol 2 Quote Link to post
Flipper_Al 1,012 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Thats proper tickled me Quote Link to post
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