Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 The carpet is only 3 weeks old the wine was white but its stained pink??? Aye well thats Lambrini for you................. That'll teach him to buy cheap wine.......no wonder she didnt put out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 crule ....but feckin funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
towzer 3 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 im not so sure its wine, i think shes got up an left in a strop cos cos he couldnt hold on an spilled summat else on the carpet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mussells 0 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 i`ve just been told to shut up at work im laughing too loud!!! cut the stain out and replace with an off cutt!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
apollo 9 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 INSURANCE! and do the sofa and hall stairs and landing too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 INSURANCE! and do the sofa and hall stairs and landing too I didnt see him admitting to running to the loo and staining all the carpets.........that must of been when she bolted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bagpuss 0 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Don't listen to them, this is a domestic crisis!!!! Get some vanish oxy stuff, you mix it with water and then squirt it on the stain and rub it away.My wife decided to drink too much red wine and then throw up all the way to the bathroom that stuff got it all up now does anyone know how to get cup rings from waxed wood tables? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Hes probably being economical with the truth it was probably a lady boy a bottle of meths and the stain is a mix of purple and brown :kiss: :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hob&Jill 258 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Buy loads more bottles of the same wine, saturate your carpet with it, red carpet, sorted :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Buy loads more bottles of the same wine, saturate your carpet with it, red carpet, sorted :D Throw a few peanuts in for good measure and invite some lady pals round and have a "rug munching" party Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Buy loads more bottles of the same wine, saturate your carpet with it, red carpet, sorted :D Throw a few peanuts in for good measure and invite some lady pals round and have a "rug munching" party f*****g belly laughing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chay 0 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 carol vorderman drink wine does she- hey dacy sure you wasnt drinking the white wine from the furry cup! :kiss: :thumbs-up: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Are you sure its wine ya dirty fecker?........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret15 0 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Are you sure its wine ya dirty fecker?........... hi i know that if you mix a tablespoon of washing powder with a cup of warm water a the blot with a towel then put white vineger on it and blot untill dry gets out red and white wine but im not sure about spunk!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted June 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 Thanks for all the replies, both crude and useful.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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