J Darcy 5,871 Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Some silly tart kicked over a glass of white wine on my brand new carpet the other night. Anyone know any decent methods of sorting it out?????It has stained.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nitevision Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 buy a new carpet you tight git. :drink:silly tart,you got her back there,take it she said no to your nose then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Get on your knees and lick it up of course cant let good alchohol go to waste :alcoholic: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Get on your knees and lick it up of course cant let good alchohol go to waste :alcoholic: . White wine.................stain???? really Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Never mind the carpet did you get yer oats ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jultaylor1972 2 Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Never mind the carpet did you get yer oats ? I heard a tale once that Lemonade gets wine out of a carpet Never tried it though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted June 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Never mind the carpet did you get yer oats ? No.... it was a shambles.. and at the end of it she was just a prick tease...a fit one, but still a prick tease.... Oh well, theres always next week...... thanks for the helpful replies you set of piss taking b&stards... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Hey dude, soda water sorts out red wine alright, so it may be OK for you Al Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Go to the shed, unchain her, and make her clean the stain up. Job done! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
staffy-1 0 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Blow her back up and tell her to get the mop out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Bet ya glad ya asked aint ya darcy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 @ Nikey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest COMPUTER HUNTER Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 buy a cheap bottle of white wine and rub it into the red wine it will take the red out of the carpet then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
towzer 3 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 are you sure its wine ?Darcy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted June 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 The carpet is only 3 weeks old the wine was white but its stained pink??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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