tote 856 Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 a bloke walks up to a girl in a night club and says "hi my names bond" she says "dont tell me its james" ..he said .."no its uni,i m here to fill your crack" a farmer in devon has made history by growing a feild full of dildos!unfortunatly hes had a lot of trouble with squatters Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Camilla says to the queen "every time I suck charles knob, i get acid indegestion" the queen reply's : "have you tried Andrews?" Had a crash this morning. hit a car up the arse. the fella got out and he was a dwarf! he said "i'm not happy" ........i said well which one are you then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hairyface 211 Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 awesome both f*****g sqatters Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tote 856 Posted June 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 "have you tried Andrews?" I pictured that and nearly pissed myself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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