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  nelson said:
Also shows you the way to a womans heart is chubby cheeks, shit teeth, a jacket that don't fit and the ability to not tuck your shirt in.

 

 

No mate. Best way to a womans heart is up through the diaphragm with a long, sharp blade :yes:

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  Ditch_Shitter said:
  nelson said:

 

Also shows you the way to a womans heart is chubby cheeks, shit teeth, a jacket that don't fit and the ability to not tuck your shirt in.

 

 

No mate. Best way to a womans heart is up through the diaphragm with a long, sharp blade :yes:

 

Ditch mate, if she's the type you'd want to stab i'd just keep me distance................and do it with a 42g AAA! :victory:

 

the bloke in the program though was spot on, accentuated I think by his unfortunate "down on his luck" appearence. hope he does well! :clapper:

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  Ditch_Shitter said:
  nelson said:

 

Also shows you the way to a womans heart is chubby cheeks, shit teeth, a jacket that don't fit and the ability to not tuck your shirt in.

 

 

No mate. Best way to a womans heart is up through the diaphragm with a long, sharp blade :yes:

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper:

 

There's some bloke on one of the Youtube clips, put up that this Welsh bloke actually sings opera as a hobby, don't think he was having a dig but there you go.

 

Seems to me though, that if somebody has the talent to do it and wants to get recognised for it then why not ?. Good luck to the bloke, not very often you see a British audience cheering, clapping and moved to tears by a fat bloke with a similar dress sense as me. :big_boss::victory:

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Jesus Nelson you really have a complimentarary way about you, :laugh: If Paul in the show reads your comments he'll really get a swelled head.

DS your a romantic little devil,any chance youd call to my house and meet the wife,mind its a swinging brick she has instead of a heart :laugh:

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can anybody get a link of another performer on the same night as the opera singer i didnt see it all but i heard my lad laughing his head off at sombody with a puppet singing michael jackson ....i was just feeding the mutts and by the time i got there he had finnished ...it might not have been that funny because he does tend to laugh at daft things :blink::laugh::laugh::laugh: cheers snoop :victory:

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