andyfr1968 772 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 I could do with a giggle as I've just been dumped by one. I'll start. A blonde woman was driving along & saw another blonde woman trying to row a boat in the middle of a field. Incensed, she stopped, got out & yelled out to the other woman "ya' know, it's women like you that give all us blondes a bad name, & if I could swim, I'd come out there & kick your ass!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
matthews 88 77 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 go on youtube mate and type in blonde explains miles per hour. one of the dumbest blonde's ever 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted September 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 go on youtube mate and type in blonde explains miles per hour. one of the dumbest blonde's ever :laugh: This one?? Love it!!!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 Ahem...... shame on you's.! Not a thing wrong with being blonde, we are all mostly dyed blonde you know. And we aint thick Your just annoyed because one kicked your ass to the kerb So there.! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted September 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 Ahem...... shame on you's.! Not a thing wrong with being blonde, we are all mostly dyed blonde you know. And we aint thick Your just annoyed because one kicked your ass to the kerb So there.! A fair point, well presented It's just a bit of fun 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 Ahem...... shame on you's.! Not a thing wrong with being blonde, we are all mostly dyed blonde you know. And we aint thick Your just annoyed because one kicked your ass to the kerb So there.! A fair point, well presented It's just a bit of fun LOL im only kidding, ive heard them all :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
matthews 88 77 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 only a joke i know some really smart blonde's but come on have you watched that video Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 What do you call a brunette women stood in between two blondes? The interpreter! What does a blonde see when she looks into a packet of Cheerios? Doughnut seeds! Why do blondes always smile during thunderstorms? They think they're having their picture taken! What's the fastest way to get a one armed blond out of a tree? Wave at her! What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? Artificial intelligence! Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills! What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket and riding a motorbike? Rebel without a clue! How do you make a blondes eyes light up? Stick a torch to her ear! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
surrey shooter 7 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 Why do blondes where knickers... To keep there ankles warm lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 What do you call a brunette women stood in between two blondes? The interpreter! What does a blonde see when she looks into a packet of Cheerios? Doughnut seeds! Why do blondes always smile during thunderstorms? They think they're having their picture taken! What's the fastest way to get a one armed blond out of a tree? Wave at her! What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? Artificial intelligence! Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills! What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket and riding a motorbike? Rebel without a clue! How do you make a blondes eyes light up? Stick a torch to her ear! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A brunette with bad breath! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 Q; What do blondes say after sex? A: "Thanks, guys!". Q: Why is a blonde like a stamp? A: Both get licked, then stuck, and finally sent on their way. Q: Why is a blonde like railway tracks? A: Cos she's been laid all over the country. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been playing with your Computer? A: Your joy stick will be soaking wet. Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blondes? A: Cos both are steamy and wet on entry, and hey, they don't mind if you bring friends. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving. "Excuse me do I know you?" he asks. "Yes, I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says. The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says, "f*****g hell, are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me, and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse?" "No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher!" 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 I just found out that mo was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy I asked her why so long a password. "Because," she explained, " THL rules states that it had to be at least 8 characters long." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first blonde said, "I think they're deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "I think they're dog tracks!" The third blonde said, "Well, I think they're cow tracks!"...................................................... They were still arguing when the train hit them. :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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