HELP , CANT FIND WILD HAGGIS!!!!!

[tyson 1]

ok im having a problem , ive been in scotland for the last month on holiday and i have caught everything ive ran with my dogs , but im still trying to catch a Haggis , cos i cant find them , i heard they have one leg shorter than the other and are great at running around hills??? ive also heard of the Were Haggis its meant to be really scary

please help me so i can go home victorious

[Ricky-N.p.p 0]

ok im having a problem , ive been in scotland for the last month on holiday and i have caught everything ive ran with my dogs , but im still trying to catch a Haggis , cos i cant find them , i heard they have one leg shorter than the other and are great at running around hills??? ive also heard of the Were Haggis its meant to be really scary

please help me so i can go home victorious

 

 

from what you describe mate i.e one leg shorter than the other ect, think i'v seen them in the marching season....do they carry flutes ???

 

[Guest SJM]

[mole trapper 1,693]

We were up there a few years back and think we may have encountered the were haggis whilst camping on the banks of Loch Ness, some varacious monster would lurk in the shadows waiting for softy southeners like ourselves to come out of the showers and attack with great ferrocity then slip back into the night, leaving you reeling. :ph34r:

[tyson 1]

We were up there a few years back and think we may have encountered the were haggis whilst camping on the banks of Loch Ness, some varacious monster would lurk in the shadows waiting for softy southeners like ourselves to come out of the showers and attack with great ferrocity then slip back into the night, leaving you reeling. :ph34r:

 

ok now im scared , I WANNA GO HOME !!!!!!!!!!

[T.F.Student 0]

Run to the Hills....Run for your life

Edited June 8, 2007 by T.F.Student

[fred dog 0]

FOOL MUST HAVE BEEN

[mole trapper 1,693]

FOOL MUST HAVE BEEN

 

 

Your right we were, building up dutch courage to go back to the campsite and have a shower, great little pub.

Mind you found some great pubs in Inverness to, lovely people and place.

[highlander 0]

You need a special call to lure them down off the hills.

 

Regards highlander

[Vermin Dropper 2]

I'm in Inverary in a couple of weeks, I'll keep me eye out.

 

I heard the 6 legged haggis is the hardest to catch and that has 3 legs shorter than the others so it can get a right lick on round the hills!

[brokenleg 0]

OK. In order to catch the elusive Haggii 'o the glen; first ye must get up twa oors afore ye gan tae bed. Drink twa 'n' a hauf haufs 'o' yur best dram.Recite "tae a haggis", by Rabbie Burns. Then quietly ye must creep!! In the months o' miy,joon ind juleye-yull find thum sleepin undur the uddurs o' sleepin sheep! Fae august tae october yu'll be lucky tae see thum as they heed intae the hills and sometimes climb trees.Tae catch thum is a practice best left tae the profeshoneels. Miast butchers in the land will be happy tae supply yi withoot the effort above. This is recommended.

 

The six legged Haggis is a myth BTW

 

a' the best

[Ricky-N.p.p 0]

OK. In order to catch the elusive Haggii 'o the glen; first ye must get up twa oors afore ye gan tae bed. Drink twa 'n' a hauf haufs 'o' yur best dram.Recite "tae a haggis", by Rabbie Burns. Then quietly ye must creep!! In the months o' miy,joon ind juleye-yull find thum sleepin undur the uddurs o' sleepin sheep! Fae august tae october yu'll be lucky tae see thum as they heed intae the hills and sometimes climb trees.Tae catch thum is a practice best left tae the profeshoneels. Miast butchers in the land will be happy tae supply yi withoot the effort above. This is recommended.

 

The six legged Haggis is a myth BTW

 

a' the best

 

 

 

legend !!!!!!

[robert bell 20]

tops haggis good post

[alimac 882]

brockenleg and highlander tell them nowt, cant have all these southeners taking all our sport.. it takes a dog with good ginger genes to hunt them out though.

[bill88 6]

Don't ye know sasanachs cannae see the beasties.