Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 I have to buy a birthday present for a male friend. I do not have a clue what to get him as he has most things. What do men want (apart from sex) That is affordable. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
midnight walker 8 Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 I have to buy a birthday present for a male friend. I do not have a clue what to get him as he has most things. What do men want (apart from sex) That is affordable. it depends what hes into something that will meen something to him from you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elma-fudd 0 Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 get him a fleshlight Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Just strip off and tie a red ribbon around your waist I dont think his girlfriend would be too happy with that . He is a close mate.....but not that close Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Just strip off and tie a red ribbon around your waist I dont think his girlfriend would be too happy with that . He is a close mate.....but not that close Ok,.sorry!,.......Oh its my birthday soon Ok, what ya want?? Just off to buy a red bow, :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thurso jack 3 Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 a small sporting estate on the west coast of scotland? this was an answer to a toff woman customer when she asked the same question to the owner of a gunshop i was in a few years back, it made me chuckle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 a small sporting estate on the west coast of scotland? this was an answer to a toff woman customer when she asked the same question to the owner of a gunshop i was in a few years back, it made me chuckle. chuckle!!! am on the floor, pmsl. If i could afford that ......well.....would'nt be sat here reading this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thurso jack 3 Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 a small sporting estate on the west coast of scotland? this was an answer to a toff woman customer when she asked the same question to the owner of a gunshop i was in a few years back, it made me chuckle. chuckle!!! am on the floor, pmsl. If i could afford that ......well.....would'nt be sat here reading this well i did feel like doing that also, but she was standing right next to me at the time, although she did take it in good humor. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chillitt 0 Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 . What do men want (apart from sex) That is affordable. A sandwich Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 . What do men want (apart from sex) That is affordable. A sandwich Oh, why didnt I think of that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shepherdess 0 Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 I have to buy a birthday present for a male friend. I do not have a clue what to get him as he has most things. What do men want (apart from sex) That is affordable. Perhaps you could pay your phonebill, then you can ring him to say 'Happy Birthday' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 (edited) I have to buy a birthday present for a male friend. I do not have a clue what to get him as he has most things. What do men want (apart from sex) That is affordable. Perhaps you could pay your phonebill, then you can ring him to say 'Happy Birthday' So who are you that has got my private number?? edited to add Claire you perv put your msn on Edited June 8, 2007 by Lurcherbitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Buy him a gimp mask with a mouth restraint, I love mine!! Well put it on and shut up........Nobody was supposed to know i bought you one :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shepherdess 0 Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Buy him a gimp mask with a mouth restraint, I love mine!! Does she buy all her friends those.... and I thought that I was special! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Buy him a gimp mask with a mouth restraint, I love mine!! Does she buy all her friends those.... and I thought that I was special! You all are very special :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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