craigyboy 1,274 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 (edited) as some of you know,i work in drainage and one of my customers is a local council,i got a call today to an address reporting a blocked drain,i arrived at the property and a nice lady,about 50 answered the door,i told her i was here regarding her drains,she replied "oh its not mine,i kept getting a bad smell,so i looked over next doors fence and noticed their drain was blocked,and as they dont seem to care,i thought id report it" so off i went to knock on next door,an asian bloke answered,i told him id come about his drain and he said he hadnt reported anything, i told him that next door had complained of a smell and could i check his garden, he said "yes go ahead", so i opened his side gate and i couldnt believe what i saw, at first i thought what the feck as happened here,then i looked up and knew what had happened, about 8ft away from his house slap bang in the middle of his garden was what i can only describe as a shit and paper pyramid,standing about 4ft tall and about 4 ft wide, at the back of your house is your soil stack,the pipe were your toilet waste goes,well this blokes whole pipe was missing,it was just a hole about 10 feet up coming from his upstairs shitter,you can imagine,everytime him and his family took a dump and flushed the chain,it shot out like a rocket,flying through the air and landing about 8 ft away,causing the mysterious shit and paper pyramid what the feck goes through peoples minds,he had kids,ffs there was a trampoline in the garden,yet there must of been a couple of hundred turds and flushes to cause that pyramid i asked him what the feck he was doing letting it get this bad and he just said he hadnt noticed what a dirty kunt Edited August 23, 2012 by craigyboy 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alimac 882 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Hahaha brilliant, some folk are born dirty minks, didn't notice, lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 thats number 47 off the local indian menu when its cleaned up...... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
asanley 1,009 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Fekin Stewie !!!!! hes a disgrace. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Paki says it all 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
secretagentmole 1,701 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Perhaps it smells just like the old country.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted August 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Paki says it all aye mate from personal experience theyre not the most hygenic, i once got a job at a mosque,the floor was a ft deep in shit and piss and the paki bloke asked me could take my boots off before i come in i said keep your fecking blocked drain 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 everytime him and his family took a dump and flushed the chain,it shot out like a rocket,flying through the air and landing about 8 ft away,causing the mysterious shit and paper pyramid I dunno why but that made me laugh really hard 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 as some of you know,i work in drainage and one of my customers is a local council,i got a call today to an address reporting a blocked drain,i arrived at the property and a nice lady,about 50 answered the door,i told her i was here regarding her drains,she replied "oh its not mine,i kept getting a bad smell,so i looked over next doors fence and noticed their drain was blocked,and as they dont seem to care,i thought id report it" so off i went to knock on next door,an asian bloke answered,i told him id come about his drain and he said he hadnt reported anything, i told him that next door had complained of a smell and could i check his garden, he said "yes go ahead", so i opened his side gate and i couldnt believe what i saw, at first i thought what the feck as happened here,then i looked up and knew what had happened, about 8ft away from his house slap bang in the middle of his garden was what i can only describe as a shit and paper pyramid,standing about 4ft tall and about 4 ft wide, at the back of your house is your soil stack,the pipe were your toilet waste goes,well this blokes whole pipe was missing,it was just a hole about 10 feet up coming from his upstairs shitter,you can imagine,everytime him and his family took a dump and flushed the chain,it shot out like a rocket,flying through the air and landing about 8 ft away,causing the mysterious shit and paper pyramid what the feck goes through peoples minds,he had kids,ffs there was a trampoline in the garden,yet there must of been a couple of hundred turds and flushes to cause that pyramid i asked him what the feck he was doing letting it get this bad and he just said he hadnt noticed what a dirty kunt Awwww , didn't offer you a brew then mate :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted August 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 as some of you know,i work in drainage and one of my customers is a local council,i got a call today to an address reporting a blocked drain,i arrived at the property and a nice lady,about 50 answered the door,i told her i was here regarding her drains,she replied "oh its not mine,i kept getting a bad smell,so i looked over next doors fence and noticed their drain was blocked,and as they dont seem to care,i thought id report it" so off i went to knock on next door,an asian bloke answered,i told him id come about his drain and he said he hadnt reported anything, i told him that next door had complained of a smell and could i check his garden, he said "yes go ahead", so i opened his side gate and i couldnt believe what i saw, at first i thought what the feck as happened here,then i looked up and knew what had happened, about 8ft away from his house slap bang in the middle of his garden was what i can only describe as a shit and paper pyramid,standing about 4ft tall and about 4 ft wide, at the back of your house is your soil stack,the pipe were your toilet waste goes,well this blokes whole pipe was missing,it was just a hole about 10 feet up coming from his upstairs shitter,you can imagine,everytime him and his family took a dump and flushed the chain,it shot out like a rocket,flying through the air and landing about 8 ft away,causing the mysterious shit and paper pyramid what the feck goes through peoples minds,he had kids,ffs there was a trampoline in the garden,yet there must of been a couple of hundred turds and flushes to cause that pyramid i asked him what the feck he was doing letting it get this bad and he just said he hadnt noticed what a dirty kunt Awwww , didn't offer you a brew then mate :laugh: not a fecking chance 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 dirty b*stards come here for a better life away from the shite hole they live in, then spend all their life trying making here look like the shite hole they left 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Pmsl, random as fcuk seeing that. Might be a new craze, see how big ou can bbuild a shitty pyramid before the neighbour complains. Who the fecks gunna clean that up!? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 as some of you know,i work in drainage and one of my customers is a local council,i got a call today to an address reporting a blocked drain,i arrived at the property and a nice lady,about 50 answered the door,i told her i was here regarding her drains,she replied "oh its not mine,i kept getting a bad smell,so i looked over next doors fence and noticed their drain was blocked,and as they dont seem to care,i thought id report it" so off i went to knock on next door,an asian bloke answered,i told him id come about his drain and he said he hadnt reported anything, i told him that next door had complained of a smell and could i check his garden, he said "yes go ahead", so i opened his side gate and i couldnt believe what i saw, at first i thought what the feck as happened here,then i looked up and knew what had happened, about 8ft away from his house slap bang in the middle of his garden was what i can only describe as a shit and paper pyramid,standing about 4ft tall and about 4 ft wide, at the back of your house is your soil stack,the pipe were your toilet waste goes,well this blokes whole pipe was missing,it was just a hole about 10 feet up coming from his upstairs shitter,you can imagine,everytime him and his family took a dump and flushed the chain,it shot out like a rocket,flying through the air and landing about 8 ft away,causing the mysterious shit and paper pyramid what the feck goes through peoples minds,he had kids,ffs there was a trampoline in the garden,yet there must of been a couple of hundred turds and flushes to cause that pyramid i asked him what the feck he was doing letting it get this bad and he just said he hadnt noticed what a dirty kunt :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Maybe he's waiting for a sunny day to invite the family round for something to eat in the garden, just add rice and crusty bread 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Tell your bosses you'l go back and clean it up for the going rate of time and a turd lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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