david2363 42 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 How the fvck can you "look considerate in the bedroom department"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 How the fvck can you "look considerate in the bedroom department"? Ok he seems like he would be erm.......a giving type...shut up!!! do you want me to look after your dog or what Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david2363 42 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 He looks more of a taker than a giver. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 firstly i'd also take ray mears.......and a fat bird....a parang (big sharp knife) and satellite phone......... ray could do the cooking an hunting, the fat bird would keep me in the shade from the warm sun and if ray failed i'd slaughter the fat bird, live of her for about six months and then ring for help if i got fed up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 firstly i'd also take ray mears.......and a fat bird....a parang (big sharp knife) and satellite phone.........ray could do the cooking an hunting, the fat bird would keep me in the shade from the warm sun and if ray failed i'd slaughter the fat bird, live of her for about six months and then ring for help if i got fed up. nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole trapper 1,693 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 To keep me company, Liv Tyler and Dru Barrymore, the two things i would take with me are, a picture of my beloved FPO, :whistle: so that i would not feel lonely or consider straying, :kiss: . The second thing would be a book called Island of Dreams written by a welsh bloke who gave up his school caretakering job and buggered off to a deserted island, if i did exactly the opposite to everything this muppet did it would be a breeze. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shepherdess 0 Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Im taking Gordon Ramsey to cook for me and Anthea Turner to keep the place nice and tidy. My two items are a bottomless barrel of beer and a baseball bat to hit Anthea Turner with, because she annoys me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Im taking Gordon Ramsey to cook for me and Anthea Turner to keep the place nice and tidy. My two items are a bottomless barrel of beer and a baseball bat to hit Anthea Turner with, because she annoys me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elma-fudd 0 Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Im taking Gordon Ramsey to cook for me and Anthea Turner to keep the place nice and tidy. My two items are a bottomless barrel of beer and a baseball bat to hit Anthea Turner with, because she annoys me can i come as well would love a swing at her,oh after she done the tidying Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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