Stupid myths and tales

[Richie10 345]

I have been asked if this is a lab x a couple of time's..but then again he is over 17in tall..

 

 

It isn't?

[Millet 4,497]

..na Pat x Border..

[Ideation 8,216]

I wouldnt say most of these werestupid myths OR tales.

 

Just confused folk who don't know much about dogs.

[dytkos 17,804]

I wouldnt say most of these werestupid myths OR tales.

 

Just confused folk who don't know much about dogs.

 

True enough. Several times I've been asked if my black Patt cross bitch is a Jack Russell

 

Cheers, D.

[johnny boy68 11,726]

I wouldnt say most of these werestupid myths OR tales.

 

Just confused folk who don't know much about dogs.

I heard you're having a hair cut and a shave.........its got to be a myth !!

[graham4877 1,181]

I might be in with a chance here..

Get in lad...you'l be balls deep soon ahaha

[keepitcovert 842]

Woman in the park told me whippets and lurchers cant swim, seems like nobody told my dogs.

[Ideation 8,216]

I wouldnt say most of these werestupid myths OR tales.

 

Just confused folk who don't know much about dogs.

I heard you're having a hair cut and a shave.........its got to be a myth !!

 

Aye, no that IS a stupid myth!

[J.DOG 1,355]

That's a good one, I've had that ' do you feed them'

 

That one I'm sick of , it's always someone with a super overweight dog asking

 

When folks say that to me now I usually just deadpan answer 'not every day' just to see their faces

 

:laugh: I'm going to give that ago

 

I had one bloke who come up to me and asked do I work them greyhounds i said yes and these are lurchers , he then said well I don't agree with hunting but may I say those greyhounds are in great nick , I said thanks and they are lurchers , one dog Is a feathered saluki type x , the other is a broaken coated Lurcher nothing like greyhounds , he said no there greyhounds lol so I pointed out that they were not and yet again he still said no defo greyhounds , I laughed and said listen mate I work lurchers , I'm into lurchers , I know what a Lurcher is and clearly you don't , I said do you tell a pornstar how to suck cock no he replied with a odd look on his face so I said don't tell a hunter how his dogs are bred he then just looked confused so I walked away stressed to hell, from now one if anyone asks do you work them I say no and walk away saves time

[WILF 47,291]

I like it when you tell these small syndicate shooting lads that you run a lurcher, they get a look on their face like they have just caught you balls deep in their Granny then come out with some bullshit about " how they knew a bloke with a lurcher once who was a nice lad and they had one themselves years back blah blah blah "

[Tyla 3,179]

I"ve heard loads but the worst was some halfwit wannabe traveller in a pub asking if the pup i had with me had had her ribs snapped yet. I said i didnt know what he was on about so he told me lurchers can only catch rabbits if their last ribs are broken as puppies. I was speechless, hope to f**k the idiot never gets it into his head that he wants a rabbiting dog.

[king123 4]

I always get asked if my blue eyed bitch is blind and the one that made me laugh when a lady said to me she has blue eyes is she retarded.

[Dannyboy23 77]

I had the RSPCA at my house a few years back they said we have had a report u have skinny dogs I said yes I do come through she walked out and said they are a little skinny for springers I said they are saluki lurchers she left looking puzzled 3 week later another one came luckily this guy new dogs and said oooo there lurchers and there a little over weight what the world comming to

[Slipthebitch 9]

Walking down the street "do you feed that dog?" my reply is, you have to feed these types of dog? I had no idea, i thought it was an easy care haha

[BIG G wheton machine 1,594]

i had the same yrs ago with my 1st lurcher nosey oul c**t neighbour rang the uspca up and reported me for neglecting my dog and it was starved. the guy from the scummy uspca came out and told me the report, but he knew his dogs and laughed with embarrassment at what he saw he just said he felt wick and that the dog ws in great condition then told me the neighbour that reported it. revenge is sweet lol,.. had the same with a terrier we went to see the guy told us it was 100% working on the fone [bANNED TEXT] w ent up he then said if it runs dead holes it means its working, my thoughts was" i think the best part of you ran down the inside of your mas legs ya fkn twat".