Rabbiting man 1,192 Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he get on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tell his wife: ''Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. ''If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey. I love you.'' To which his wife respond: ''He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!'' 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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dymented 2,220 Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 lol thats a corker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Big bald beautiful 1,231 Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 Thats were Jim davidson gets his jokes... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Rabbiting man 1,192 Posted August 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 Thought you lot will like it . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wilbur foxhound 480 Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 it was tamovoid,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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