pip1968 2,490 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 I met what I thought was a 21 year old stunner off there, turns out I was lured to a fat keepers cottage... He made me wear tweed breeks and feed his pheasants :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 IM SURE IT WAS , ME MATE IS CALLED GINGER JOHHNY AND HE USE TO DO VERY WELL BY ALL ACCOUNTS............................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 THE THING I WOULD OF LIKED AT SCHOOL WAS MY COOKERY TEACHER TOO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME.................................................SHE WAS NICE..............AND SHE WOULD TEASE BIG TIME....................................WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GROW UP LIKEING MEN... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 I'm not ashamed to say i'm on there...met a couple of lasses, one dumped me then promptly moved to Canada, one was a single mother with a man complex/tropical fish obsession that i binned after she wanted to buy two puppies from the same litter to breed later in life didn't even let me slide it up her either, prude. Another one was a lass i was 'seeing' (ie giving her one when i saw her down the town) but she eventually got a proper boyfriend and fell pregnant within a few months wounder cause she was fit! He cheated on her, she bantered me for a few weeks but i don't fancy being the 'daddy' so i broke it off. On there now but as i've got older i've lost my youthful good looks and have less luck, and the lasses have just got fat as fcuk! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 I'm not ashamed to say i'm on there...met a couple of lasses, one dumped me then promptly moved to Canada, one was a single mother with a man complex/tropical fish obsession that i binned after she wanted to buy two puppies from the same litter to breed later in life didn't even let me slide it up her either, prude. Another one was a lass i was 'seeing' (ie giving her one when i saw her down the town) but she eventually got a proper boyfriend and fell pregnant within a few months wounder cause she was fit! He cheated on her, she bantered me for a few weeks but i don't fancy being the 'daddy' so i broke it off. On there now but as i've got older i've lost my youthful good looks and have less luck, and the lasses have just got fat as fcuk! we aint all fat as f**k Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 I'm not ashamed to say i'm on there...met a couple of lasses, one dumped me then promptly moved to Canada, one was a single mother with a man complex/tropical fish obsession that i binned after she wanted to buy two puppies from the same litter to breed later in life didn't even let me slide it up her either, prude. Another one was a lass i was 'seeing' (ie giving her one when i saw her down the town) but she eventually got a proper boyfriend and fell pregnant within a few months wounder cause she was fit! He cheated on her, she bantered me for a few weeks but i don't fancy being the 'daddy' so i broke it off. On there now but as i've got older i've lost my youthful good looks and have less luck, and the lasses have just got fat as fcuk! we aint all fat as f**k put a photo up kay pretty please :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 I'm not ashamed to say i'm on there...met a couple of lasses, one dumped me then promptly moved to Canada, one was a single mother with a man complex/tropical fish obsession that i binned after she wanted to buy two puppies from the same litter to breed later in life didn't even let me slide it up her either, prude. Another one was a lass i was 'seeing' (ie giving her one when i saw her down the town) but she eventually got a proper boyfriend and fell pregnant within a few months wounder cause she was fit! He cheated on her, she bantered me for a few weeks but i don't fancy being the 'daddy' so i broke it off. On there now but as i've got older i've lost my youthful good looks and have less luck, and the lasses have just got fat as fcuk! Aye and its hard work taking girls back to your Mams. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 I'm not ashamed to say i'm on there...met a couple of lasses, one dumped me then promptly moved to Canada, one was a single mother with a man complex/tropical fish obsession that i binned after she wanted to buy two puppies from the same litter to breed later in life didn't even let me slide it up her either, prude. Another one was a lass i was 'seeing' (ie giving her one when i saw her down the town) but she eventually got a proper boyfriend and fell pregnant within a few months wounder cause she was fit! He cheated on her, she bantered me for a few weeks but i don't fancy being the 'daddy' so i broke it off. On there now but as i've got older i've lost my youthful good looks and have less luck, and the lasses have just got fat as fcuk! Aye and its hard work taking girls back to your Mams. :toast: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 I'm not ashamed to say i'm on there...met a couple of lasses, one dumped me then promptly moved to Canada, one was a single mother with a man complex/tropical fish obsession that i binned after she wanted to buy two puppies from the same litter to breed later in life didn't even let me slide it up her either, prude. Another one was a lass i was 'seeing' (ie giving her one when i saw her down the town) but she eventually got a proper boyfriend and fell pregnant within a few months wounder cause she was fit! He cheated on her, she bantered me for a few weeks but i don't fancy being the 'daddy' so i broke it off. On there now but as i've got older i've lost my youthful good looks and have less luck, and the lasses have just got fat as fcuk! we aint all fat as f**k put a photo up kay pretty please :D i think theres one in my gallery on here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 Johnny boy :laugh: You're right there mate! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hyperion 122 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 I met my mrs on there It is full of weird weird people though, a female friend of mine who is on there has taken to wearing running shoes if she goes out on a date, just in case Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donkdaniel 236 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 Think I'll have to give it a go been single two weeks now so about time I got back on the horse lol be easier if I met one that came hunting anyway atb donk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bondy123 17 Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 Theres some right stinkers on there lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donkdaniel 236 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 There is in Neath to mate was there sat night feweeeeeee that's all I can say lol atb donk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bondy123 17 Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 I was there friday its something you got to get used to in neath lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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