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What a penis head!! :censored:

 

Yeah i would say the holiday one's are the worst ive heard, but i seen one years ago and it was someone selling a purebred greyhound, they said they have to sell her because she was making the grass in the garden go a yellow colour when she was peeing.

 

Now THAT was a f*****g w****r :censored: :censored:

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My old vet once told me that there was always a higher demand to have dogs put to sleep before the local two week holiday and that - believe it or not - it was sometimes the same family that would turn up every couple of years with another young dog to be destroyed with all kinds of shitty excuses. Callous b*****ds eh?

 

The lad in the Gumtree ad is obviously an uncaring f*****g twat. Shocking.

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Ive seen once on my local gumtree "2 year old dog had since puppy selling as im having a baby and dont feel it will be safe with the dog" Must have been either a jesus conception or a lightning pregnancy to not realise they have a baby coming into a dog house.

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