flinn 47 Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 DOG FOR SALE............. A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale .' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story." The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS. "In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years". "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired." The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner says. "£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying b*****d, he's never been out of the garden." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the scudd 82 Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 thats a cracker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jonesy 111 Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 Thats my kind of dog,i,ve got my grandson convinced i was a pirate and my niece thinks i was shot in the ankle in nam because it cracks sometimes they both also think theres crocodiles in the river near ours because of the trees in the water. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,938 Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 heard that on roy chubby brown many moons ago but still made me chuckle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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The one 8,551 Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 old one but cracker makes me laugh every time . :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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