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Van, free, in good working order, must be taxed & mot'd, good home waiting, If previouse owner is tall male and very sexy, over the age of 35yrs it will be a plus.

Yeah ok, its for me but dont tell :laugh: .

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Have you got no money for mine then LB?? I'm potless at the moment so bid me on it......i want in the region of £1000 for it.

 

Sorry hun, this was a bit of a joke, the girls dared me to put it up to see what would happen. :blink::laugh: .

Am looking for a van but like I said in the origanal advert, towards the end of the year, and it would have to be an estate type.

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i am shure a nice lass like you can find at least one mate :D

 

 

 

:clapper: Nope, not a one......nobody loves me, am going to eat worms :laugh::laugh::clapper: No f****r will give me a van either :icon_eek::blink::laugh:

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i am shure a nice lass like you can find at least one mate :D

 

 

 

:clapper: Nope, not a one......nobody loves me, am going to eat worms :laugh::laugh::clapper: No f****r will give me a van either :icon_eek::blink::laugh:

i am shure someone will give you one :D

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See, see, I knew I wasnt the only one on here, game for a laugh. I have not put one jokey thread up in the past couple of days...............But what happens..........Someone revives one of mine :hmm::laugh:

 

:hmm: whats that mean am going to eat worms ...??????????????????????????????????????????????? :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

 

 

You dildo..............the ryme....aint got mates so going outside to eat worms.

Aint got the whole thing but am sure someone will come up with it.

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See, see, I knew I wasnt the only one on here, game for a laugh. I have not put one jokey thread up in the past couple of days...............But what happens..........Someone revives one of mine :hmm::laugh:

 

:hmm: whats that mean am going to eat worms ...??????????????????????????????????????????????? :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

 

 

You dildo..............the ryme....aint got mates so going outside to eat worms.

Aint got the whole thing but am sure someone will come up with it.

you know when you fell and hurt your leg ..did you bang your head too ..????ive never heard the ryme in me life :blink: all the best dildo :DB) Edited by snoopdog
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