darkie 143 Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 some twatting barstard has nicked the for sale sign from outside my house,is this because 1 the neighbours love me and dont want me to leave 2 the estate agent thinks im a nob and doesnt want anything to do with me 3 the local kids see me as a weirdo perv and single me out as a victim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 some twatting barstard has nicked the for sale sign from outside my house,is this because 1 the neighbours love me and dont want me to leave 2 the estate agent thinks im a nob and doesnt want anything to do with me 3 the local kids see me as a weirdo perv and single me out as a victim 4 the eastern europeans living in the local fields used it to make a chair from 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 5...Someone was pissed last night and thought it would be funny to steal it and take it back to a party........... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J.DOG 1,355 Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 some twatting barstard has nicked the for sale sign from outside my house,is this because 1 the neighbours love me and dont want me to leave 2 the estate agent thinks im a nob and doesnt want anything to do with me 3 the local kids see me as a weirdo perv and single me out as a victim 4 the eastern europeans living in the local fields used it to make a chair from 5. A homeless bloke (graham4877) stole it to use as fire wood. 6. Got blown away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 7.......Someone bought it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,729 Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 i recon number 3 but , the eastern european thing comes close Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 7 thought you were taking the piss asking that much for it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 8, someone wants to kill a hare with it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mooch. 177 Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 8. It's been taken by a student on a gap year travelling the world and will be photographed infront of famous landmarks which will be uploaded to an internet blof which will go viral. Oh hang on, that's gnomes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted July 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 7 someone reading the 50 shades of thl thread stole it as somekind of a sex toy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fazza123 517 Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 Why weirdo perv ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J.DOG 1,355 Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 9. A giant was walking his dog and used your for sale sign to play fetch . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted July 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 because i think someone could steal a for sale sign and use it as a sex toy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J.DOG 1,355 Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 10. Local youths took the sign and placed it in the grave yard next to an empty plot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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