paulus 26 Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 Life Explained On the first day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years. The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" And God said that it was good. On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God again said that it was good. On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed it was good. On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." So, dear friends, which is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me, I will be on the front porch. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomano1 80 Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 nice one mate good but true im still in the slave time lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Tam O'Void 297 Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 30 odd yrs of Eating Sleeping & Playing and Enjoying the rest of my life Paying for it now To old an Grumpy for kids,but I HAD to have them,didn't I but i do love them Atleast I'll have someone to mop up the Piss.....an feed me baby food... Been Howling at the Moon, most of my life Anyhow.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret features 289 Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 life.is like a pupic hair on a toilet seat.after a while you get pissed off.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomano1 80 Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 life is like a round about round round and then back again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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