Really not sure what to think about this . . .

[Cleanspade 3,322]

Don't think the whippet and .410 are quite going to cut it

 

it will with a single ball or rifled slug. also a trail camera is on guard twenty four seven. there was a very large black cat shot up here about twenty years ago. they recond it was a wildcat /feral

[irishnut 297]

99% sure what your ole farmer mucker is describing, is a chupacabra, easy way to know for sure is as follows:

1)its tail is exactly the say thickness as king kongs thumb.

2)it runs like it has been buggered by a rhino.

3)it carrys an opinal knife "best gutting knife on the planet" also good for synthetic net cutting.

4)they often cover their true tracks by wearing big cat embossed flip flop

 

to catch a chupacabra is a mighty task, it will involve you sitting out and sleeping in a wig-wam for 12 days and 13 nights. bring only with you what you need.

1)this weeks cwm (not sure wtf this actually is)

2)a gsd (its a fecking alsation)

3)3 mars bars

4)a packet of wagon wheels as bait.

5)a whippet with a 20g 7.5 .410 cartridge up its arse,

6)1.25L of boiled sasquatch tears

7)a tin of mackeral and a fork.

 

go easy and return safe my child, my parting words of wisdom to you are:

1)don't shite on you own front door

2)don't make a whore your housewife

3)don't eat yellow snow

4)a goat tithered to a pole in the middle of a field, is not your personal "leisure" centre.

[Moll. 1,770]

Will you bleedin hurry up and get some photos before it all disappears for christs sake

[sandymere 8,263]

We often see what we expect rather than what is there but if per chance a big cat ever does escape from a private collection, which is possible, then it will be used as proof that all the 'mistaken' sightings from the past are true and the loons will have a field day lol.