Wullz 408 Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Apparently I fell into a garden centre's duck pond, trying to steal the dosh out of the bottom of it.......was only a nipper at the time....my ma says she heard a sploshing noise and knew what had happened....think I embarrassed the old pair a few times...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticJock 539 Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Me and the missus were heading home from a night out about a year and a half ago waiting for a bus. The bus pulled up and these 3 junkies got on before us. My missus stepped up, and noticed a roll of notes on the floor, so picked it up and said ''look!''. I said ''Put it in your bag and shutup'' haha. Turns out it was £140 We normally would have gave it straight back, but seeing as the culprits were moaning about the crap service at the jobcentre and the fcuk ups that kept happening with their giro, we kept it. The bus driver wasn't impressed, he blatantly wanted to nab it for himself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 i find loads of coins on the floor outside the shop , so i pick them up , its the kids they dont like coppers for some strange reason, i went to give my lad 1.20 in 2p peices to make up some bus fair this morning, he said '' i aint having that i will walk'' i manage to save enough coppers to buy a turkey for christmas most years Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 had one of them blag teners when working on the ships we tied fishing line to it and put it on deck of the ship when in port and waited in the hanger for the dockers to come on board every time someone bent down pretending to tie there laces we would pull it out of arms reach funny as fcuk when they seen us laughing at them :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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