veggy

[Rainmaker 7]

Just clocked this thread. My brother's a "Dandelionarean" as we call him He's the greyest, most unhealthy looking SOB you could ever want to meet. Thing is though he's feckin solid, and strong as an ox. Must be all that milk and cheese and eggs he eats? :whistle:

 

When we have family get togethers, our uncle often cooks and announces the dish of the day - "Sirloin steak with...blah blah...and a nice two-be-one patch of turf from out the back for our xxx to graze on, the feckin great Dandelionarian"

 

Now if you ask me, which you didn't, supermarket trash is very bad for you indeed. What better than some truly free range, well exercised :whistle: meat? 9 times out of 10, if you ask a vociferous vegetarian whether they consume milk, eggs or cheese, or have leather shoes/belt/car seats/sofa, they go all quiet and change the subject. I then point out that had I not eaten twice my bodyweight in steak, sausage and burger their shoe leather probably wouldn't have died to start with

 

Do they know that the poncy nylon and polythene replacements they gander about consume huge amounts of energy and chemicals, polluting the Earth? They don't like when you ask awkward questions like those

 

I agree with Snoop's earlier post. Veggies are great, wonderful tasty things - when you grow 'em yourself and wash 'em down with a good helping of oozing steak and something wet and alcoholic *drool* Do what I do - eat double servings of meat just to offset a veggie. It's a bit like carbon offsetting or sponsoring a rugrat in Ethiopia, only a lot tastier and it pisses a load more folks off for no effort :thumbs-up:

[Guest MOLLY]

Do they know that the poncy nylon and polythene replacements they gander about consume huge amounts of energy and chemicals, polluting the Earth? They don't like when you ask awkward questions like those

Good point , im gonna remember that one for future reference

 

Snoop's...........what kind of turnips are they

MOLL.

[Guest WILF]

Yes , this is a rather simple one though .....

 

Take one country lane ..... ,

 

Then find a gate ......,

 

Open gate , and walk into field ....... ,

 

Remember to close gate after entering field ...... ,

 

Scan the field , take note of all the contours , dips , tussocks etc ..... ,

 

What ideally you are looking for is a natural spring , a wetter area by a hedge anywhere where there is a chance of extra moisture ..... ,

 

Now , walk slowly towards this area constantly scanning for fresh growth , looking for young succulent growth which is easy on the palate ..... ,

 

When you have an area that looks good to you ...... ,

 

Drop to your knees and GET F*****G GRAZING YOU VEGGIE TWAT !!!

 

............or run your dogs at the first living thing that makes a run for it

 

Something occurs to me, will this mean you are getting shot of your dogs Snoop or will they simply be retiring?

[THE POACHER 13]

if you have any recipes for me .....???

Yes , this is a rather simple one though .....

 

Take one country lane ..... ,

 

Then find a gate ......,

 

Open gate , and walk into field ....... , (Maybe it would be better to seek the permission of the landowner before embarking on this recipe , then again most would'nt mind I suppose and there's plenty of places where you have the right to roam these days )

 

Remember to close gate after entering field ...... ,

 

Scan the field , take note of all the contours , dips , tussocks etc ..... ,

 

What ideally you are looking for is a natural spring , a wetter area by a hedge anywhere where there is a chance of extra moisture ..... ,

 

Now , walk slowly towards this area constantly scanning for fresh growth , looking for young succulent growth which is easy on the palate ..... ,

 

When you have an area that looks good to you ...... ,

 

Drop to your knees and GET F*****G GRAZING YOU VEGGIE TWAT !!!