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just back in from a bit of ratting and i went to check on my ferret as she is due to drop anytime now and i noticed she had a clear discharge around her vulva ealrier today.

 

and to my horror when i looked in i seen 2 pink things not moving in the corner of the hutch outside her nestbox, i thought shit shes had them and killed them, so i left hoping it may have just been a few and she maybe ok with the rest.

 

it wasnt until i went in the house and finished my cuppa that i remeberd that i bloody well gave her a few slices of wafer thin ham before i went out and this was what was sitting in the corner, not dead baby ferrets.

 

anyway thought id just share with you my stupid mistake, as i was a bit depressed before thinking she had killed her kits :blink::yes::blink:

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:clapper::icon_redface::clapper: . looked in on mine earlier because thought i could here young ones, looked in one of the nest boxes, there was without exageration at least 20 in there, :o eight nest boxes, eight pregnant jills and they are all going to have them in one box, always the bloody way. :blink::drink:
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:clapper:;);) yesterday i thought this jill had dropped her litter i heard squeeking, i got all excited and ran out the back to find it was next doors bloody dog with a squeeky toy :laugh::laugh:
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:clapper::icon_redface::clapper: . looked in on mine earlier because thought i could here young ones, looked in one of the nest boxes, there was without exageration at least 20 in there, :o eight nest boxes, eight pregnant jills and they are all going to have them in one box, always the bloody way. :blink::drink:

You must have a good market for kits down your way!

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:clapper::icon_redface::clapper: . looked in on mine earlier because thought i could here young ones, looked in one of the nest boxes, there was without exageration at least 20 in there, :o eight nest boxes, eight pregnant jills and they are all going to have them in one box, always the bloody way. :blink::drink:

You must have a good market for kits down your way!

Have not bred/replaced any for three years, so am seriously in need of some more, especially if the rabbit jobs keep coming in like they have been, generally i have at least twenty ferrets, but at the moment three are geriatrics and five three year olds. Will probably keep 15 jills for myself, always have people wanting ferrets quite a few are spoken for already. People always want them because i am a pesty and think they are superior, or could it be because i give them away. :hmm::laugh:B)

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i hate Bernard Matthews, but that's because i work in the factory that prints their labels.... :no:

which, by the way, it doesn't pay to read.... some of their shit has this mystery ingredient, "food fibre". WTF IS FOOD FIBRE?!?! :icon_eek:

and which bit of the turkey do you get "turkey ham" from? :hmm:

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just back in from a bit of ratting and i went to check on my ferret as she is due to drop anytime now and i noticed she had a clear discharge around her vulva ealrier today.

 

and to my horror when i looked in i seen 2 pink things not moving in the corner of the hutch outside her nestbox, i thought shit shes had them and killed them, so i left hoping it may have just been a few and she maybe ok with the rest.

 

it wasnt until i went in the house and finished my cuppa that i remeberd that i bloody well gave her a few slices of wafer thin ham before i went out and this was what was sitting in the corner, not dead baby ferrets.

 

anyway thought id just share with you my stupid mistake, as i was a bit depressed before thinking she had killed her kits :blink::yes::blink:

 

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper: Shall we get you some new specs :icon_eek::laugh:

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just back in from a bit of ratting and i went to check on my ferret as she is due to drop anytime now and i noticed she had a clear discharge around her vulva ealrier today.

 

and to my horror when i looked in i seen 2 pink things not moving in the corner of the hutch outside her nestbox, i thought shit shes had them and killed them, so i left hoping it may have just been a few and she maybe ok with the rest.

 

it wasnt until i went in the house and finished my cuppa that i remeberd that i bloody well gave her a few slices of wafer thin ham before i went out and this was what was sitting in the corner, not dead baby ferrets.

 

anyway thought id just share with you my stupid mistake, as i was a bit depressed before thinking she had killed her kits :blink::yes::blink:

 

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper: Shall we get you some new specs :icon_eek::laugh:

 

lol i only really wear them for driving but im thinking i should wear them more lol.

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i hate Bernard Matthews, but that's because i work in the factory that prints their labels.... :no:

which, by the way, it doesn't pay to read.... some of their shit has this mystery ingredient, "food fibre". WTF IS FOOD FIBRE?!?! :icon_eek:

and which bit of the turkey do you get "turkey ham" from? :hmm:

 

Guess that's what they mean by Genetically modified! :ok:

 

Glad the ferret hadn't killed her kits after all!

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